Right! I knew I should've grabbed a dog off the street before I walked in here! How about I just climb onto a table and tell 'em all "woof" until they get the message!?

[...Alright, at the end there he was sounding so close to manic it finally registered with him. He lets out a haggard, protracted sigh.] Ugh... And I dunno where the kitchens or anything are in this dump, either... What if something happens while I'm looking?