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[All things considered, this is really, really not the right time to be asking this question. A lot of things have happened in the last few days that have left him completely rattled, but if there's one thing Draco Malfoy is good at, it's compartmentalizing.

As such, despite the fact that he has Voldemort on his case, Severus is freaking out and there's the whole other set of issues with himself and Jade and the fact that people from home keep turning up, he's focused on something else entirely.

Loki. The god, not the traveler. On the one hand, he quite likes the trickster god if only because he can appreciate someone being cagey and taunting others. On the other hand, he really hates when it's being used against him. The god has given him a mission, and though he should be worried about other things that is his main focus.

…of course there were some things that were said during their conversation that have left him unsettled. Did he really not know how to have fun in this place anymore?

Honestly. That was just pathetic. It's even more pathetic that he can count his actual friends on both hands. That's…really, really not going to help him in this case. And because it's pathetic to him he's turning on the anonymous text feature for once.]

As I'm sure most of you have realized, this place is quite limiting, not to mention occasionally dangerous. [Here's looking at you, mirror-verse.] However, I've an important question to ask you all. What do you do for fun in this place? Inquiring minds wish to know, etcetera, etcetera.

[Now just let him sit back quietly and judge all of you as he thinks this through.]

Oh. And leave your name and which house you're in. You know. To make sure the answer isn't completely biased.

[Some time later, this list begins to pop up as well:

Odin: 3. Sigyn: 5. Freyr: 4. Loki: 2. Heimdall: 3. Hel: 3. Thor: 1. Baldr: 1]

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[Well now isn't that an interesting answer. Bold, if anything. But…]

Can you really find something fun and be ashamed of it at the same time? Seems to be the only reason you wouldn't bother attaching a name or identification to it.

I'm ashamed because it's hard to come by here. It shouldn't be.

I don't know, I've never seemed to have a problem with it. [Which is a lie. And also doesn't count. But whatever.]

I would suggest asking the city at large, but there really isn't a tasteful way to do so, now is there?

I have a few ideas, and they don't even involve stripping.

Care to share? Since your identity's concealed and all.

I would just ask. Surely a bunch of girls would line up for a little sexual experimentation.

It's how it worked in college, anyway.

...wait seriously? But...actually, I'm curious to see how your theory would pan out. You're that confident?

Hypothetically. I usually just got the girls to realize that they had more than their loser boyfriends for a good night of "experimentation" that sometimes turned into multiple nights.

The girls here don't seem as interested in that.

Ever think it's because they're quite happy with their "loser" boyfriends instead?

Or people are afraid of dying, so they cling to the thing that's certain.

You know what? I'll offer up my girlfriend for lesbian experimentation and we'll see how well your theory holds up.

Okay, that is actually super gross. It's her choice to make, not yours.

...but aren't you inadvertently making the decision for them if you're helping them "realize" these things that apparently weren't meant to be realized?

No, because it involves a yes or no question.

And you're not the type to use intimidation tactics to get a yes or a no answer?

Yeah, surprisingly, it's a lot less fun when generic sorority girl isn't really into it from the get-go. I wonder why.

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