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[itgirl]

[ behold, Lydia Martin. Lydia Martin is super impressed with you, Asgard.

Or, you know, not at all.

Earthquake? Kidnapping? Being held in parallel universes? she got it. she doesn't even seem disheveled. ]

Not that I intend to argue that belonging to House Odin isn't worth some sort of respect in Asgard's hierarchy. Seeing Odin is the ruler of Asgard, top of the godly food chain.

I suppose that if I had to be kidnapped by Norse Gods to fight a war I have a dubious relation to, the silver lining is definitely being in the house of the ruler who is often associated with a relentless search of power and is probably the first one to inspire that saying about knowledge and power which you all know by heart.

[ and if you don't, she judges you. ]

All of that said – a spiral slide in house Odin? Is basically like placing a ball pit in the middle of Oxford Library. It's not an oxymoron, Asgard, make no mistake. It's a Juxtaposition; and not even an impressive one, at that.

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[teenyoda]

What? You're actually grounding me? We're in an alternate world with giants and... and magic and... and gods and stuff and you're grounding me? Dad!

[didntbelieve]

What, do you want me to make it longer?

[Because why else would you be arguing?]

[teenyoda]

[He opened his mouth to argue, more habit than anything, but he closed it and gave his dad the stink eye instead. Lips thinned and a sullen look on his face, Stiles sulked at his dad.]

[didntbelieve]

Four days. You can still go to work, but that's it.

[See, Stiles? He wasn't entirely unreasonable.?]

[teenyoda]

What about if there's a problem?

[Like an earthquake =|]

[didntbelieve]

Well, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[And maybe possibly forget grounding is a thing. Because Stiles' safety > grounding.]

[teenyoda]

Dad...

[He rolled his eyes. He knew that look on the sheriff's face, knew that there was no wheedling his way out of it. And that sucked. No fair.]

[didntbelieve]

Relax, kid. It's four days. It'll be over before you know it.

[teenyoda]

You say that now, but a lot can happen in four days.

[didntbelieve]

Like maybe you start doing what I tell you?

[teenyoda]

Maybe?

[Don't hold your breath, dad.]

[didntbelieve]

Yeah, I thought as much.

[Sigh. One day this kid will listen to him.]

[teenyoda]

Hey, baby steps, dad.

[Not any time soon.]