006 :: Day 368 :: ANON VIDEO

[kuramaless]

[To the casual observer, it’s pretty simple. One absolutely gorgeous looking girl, and a super adorable little girl setting up a stall in the aftermath of another harrowing event.

There’s a large barrel, and an array of cloths and oils needed to be able to properly clean up an array of metals. Not that either of them really know what they’re doing.

In reality, although it might not be so obvious - Naruto has gone to great lengths to pull this prank. His hair is red, he’s wearing a dress. Aladdin however, dyed his hair purple, putting on a cute blouse and skirt.

They’ve both spent time addressing a need for makeup to try for something convincing, and for added authenticity, they’ve used one of Aladdin’s runes to change their voices, too. It’s all part of an elaborate plan.

Swords cleaned for free! That’s what the sign says.]

Free sword cleanin’ service! One day only!

We'll make your swords gleam like never before!

For Free!. Y’hear?

This is just a present to all our beloved travelers that are fighting the good fight!

So come on over for a good cleaning!

[ooc: Just so you know, anyone who has their sword cleaned will actually be letting themselves in for a surprise. Aladdin and Naruto will both be applying a rune to any swords that pass their stall. That rune will make it sparkle every time it’s used. =D. It will not activate until the next day~]

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[gayagenda]

Free sword cleaning, huh? I'd tell you to ask for money for that, but honestly, I bet you aren't really that good.

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[snugglesjugs]

Why would you say that lady? We're trying to do our best, isn't that a good thing.

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[kuramaless]

[It's honestly difficult for him to not bite right away, but he simply stares at her for a while.]

You got a sword or what?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

So. You like giving guys' swords a nice pollish huh.

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[gayagenda]

Honestly, I'm surprised they were so public about it, but I guess this is one of those "accept everything" types of places.

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[snugglesjugs]

It wouldn't be fair to just give the guys' swords a polish, so if you have a sword we can polish yours too.

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[subecho]

Swords alone?

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[snugglesjugs]

Hmm I guess we could do other weapons as well.

[Oh the possibilities.]

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[kuramaless]

What've you got?

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[windbreak]

Uh, when you say swords...

[Sorry, he had a complete thought there, but it got lost somewhere in all the (currently blurred-out) staring.]

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[snugglesjugs]

Yes, swords, as in a weapon that is sharp and pointy, which you use to inflict harm with.

[Now he's just going to blunt about this from now on.]

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[gayagenda]

See? It's not just me.

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[kuramaless]

We mean swords.

You know, long swords, big swords, little swords.

Maybe even other weapons, yeah?

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[dishonouring]

[ Oh my god sparkly swords. Jorah would never be able to deal. At least he's too suspicious to give his sword over that easily. ]

If a man has the strength to wield his own sword, he has the strength to clean it himself as well.

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[snugglesjugs]

We understand that it's only for one day as a show of good will. You all have been protect us from the evil that constant destroy us, so my sister and I thought we try to be helpful at least once.

[He's trying to be as respectful as possible.]

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[kuramaless]

Yeaaaah, maybe - but there's a bunch of other stuff everyone's gotta do right?

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[lookingfordragon]

[Cleaning Kotomaru wasn't something she was used too back home but she'd been here long enough to work it out.]

Wouldn't it be better if they knew how to look after their own weaponry?

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[snugglesjugs]

That's true but this is only for a day. We aren't trying to do all their work for them.

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[kuramaless]

Hey if y'want, we can show you how to clean it too?

You got a sword?

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[reaction]

where do you get hold of a sword? do you need to undergo training to be able to collect one just for funsies?

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[snugglesjugs]

You can purchase one at a blacksmith, there are quite a few here in the Asgard. You can go train in the arena in Thor's district.

[Where else would you get a sword, seriously.]

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[kuramaless]

I think you can get whatever you ask for at them statues? You know - the ones in the houses?

Sam would have replied, but she's taking a week long nap and someone must, so... have a smelly troll

[alternia_strength]

... why would I use that degenerate sort of weapon, and why would I expect anyone to cleanse it of the blood stains and gore of battle? I have a perfectly good bow right here, and no you are not allowed to oil my weapon.

[...the innuendo. It stings.]

Smelly Troll are certainly welcome

[snugglesjugs]

That's good since either my sister or myself is good at oiling bows. [He honestly had no clue how people maintain that sort of weapon. ]

A sword however, is always in need of a good polish every now and again. If its covered in fluid all the time it might become rusty.

[It stings so good.]

[Voice]

[hadbadays]

Uhm...

Is there any particular point to this?

[Voice]

[snugglesjugs]

It's called a show of goodwill, I'm sure heard of it.

[He wasn't even being sarcastic.]

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[snugglesjugs]

This isn't turning like I expect. [He sighs, why were people so weird.]

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[kuramaless]

Yeah, I know right?

[A huff, and he folds his arms, pouting at the stuff they have out here.]

What d'ya think we should do?