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asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
modernmarvel) wrote in asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
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002 | Video
[Tony flips on the video feed with a low groan, pinching the bridge of his nose. It's been awhile, Asgard. Who knew a verifiable genius could accidentally leave his bracelet... somewhere for long enough to go gray. This is why Pepper needs to get here ASAP.]
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
Somehow my notifs haven't been showing up! Sorry!
no problem!
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Don't be. Your loss, really. Imagine, not knowing the greatest tech mind of any generation.
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In addition to playing part-time superhero. If this place didn't have a moratorium on technology, you'd see what I can really do.
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[Okay, awks. But at least he can switch topics easily.]
What do you mean by superhero?
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[That really isn't an explanation.]
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