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asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
modernmarvel) wrote in asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
Entry tags:
002 | Video
[Tony flips on the video feed with a low groan, pinching the bridge of his nose. It's been awhile, Asgard. Who knew a verifiable genius could accidentally leave his bracelet... somewhere for long enough to go gray. This is why Pepper needs to get here ASAP.]
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
video.
[ He's just. Judging you. Kinda hard. UH. ]
They got laptops here too?
video.
They've got them. Or someone can draw one. I'm not expecting it to work; I just want the parts.
[The "duh" is left unsaid.]
video.
[ Considering that he's from a world where a zombie apocalypse has destroyed any hope of laptops or internet or so on.
But, hey, wait a second-- ]
Someone could draw one? Goddamn.
video.
It's one of the powers they gave us in return for pretty much ruining our lives. It doesn't seem like that fair of a trade, really, but who's complaining.