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asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
modernmarvel) wrote in asgardeventide2013-12-07 10:22 pm
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002 | Video
[Tony flips on the video feed with a low groan, pinching the bridge of his nose. It's been awhile, Asgard. Who knew a verifiable genius could accidentally leave his bracelet... somewhere for long enough to go gray. This is why Pepper needs to get here ASAP.]
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
Anyone get the number of that bus or bilge snipe or whatever it was that trashed my workshop.
[Or earthquake.]
So, things I've learned this week. A) Don't lose your bracelet. B) If you do lose your bracelet be prepared to lose at least a month playing house with some of the natives. Not my idea of a vacation so far. I believe I was promised 72 virgins. Or was that another mythic paradise? I get them mixed up. C) I really can't be expected to keep up with that thing at all times. There has to be a back up protocol.
Anyway, you want help repairing the city? Then I'll need a few things:
[He ticks off a list on his fingers.]
A digital watch
A laptop or a cell phone. I'm not picky. As long as Steve Jobs didn't have a hand in its construction.
Welding gear and a soldering station.
...And a rundown of what I've missed while I was AWOL. Preferably over shawarma.
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It's been one of those months. I've got a soldering gun- but only a very small one. I'm on my way over.
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[Seriously. What have you guys been getting up to without him.]
Bring a broom. And... maybe a hazmat suit. This place is a mess.
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[Just his voice now, as he goes obediently to get a broom, to com to find him.]
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[Tony probably needs a job, considering he's blown through what little savings they gave him when he first arrived. What. He's never actually had to budget in his life.]
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[A pause.]
I'll pay you double whatever they offered. And all the tea you can drink.
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[Realizing he doesn't know.]
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Selling some small inventions to natives.
[He's... really bad at this job stuff.]
Never really thought I'd have to get a 9-5. It's so... lower middle class.
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[Because good heavens.]
Well, I happen to like medicine.
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[He can't argue about that.]
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Research and Development branch.
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[Playing with him now.]
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[You're asking for a hell of a lot, Brucie.]
What do you think you bring to the table that I don't already have?
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[Dry as sand.]
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[A pause.]
So, partners? Stark-Banner Enterprises. ... It has a certain ring to it.
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[He's not seriously considering it. It's just, Tony's ego is a fun thing to poke.]
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[Don't taunt the former billionaire, Bruce. It's not nice.]
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And I don't think not having your own company is what's keeping you from strutting, big guy. But nice try.
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[Smug.]
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Seriously, Banner, have you been taking witty repertoire classes since you got here. Do they offer witty repertoire classes? Why am I not the one teaching them?
[This is so not fair.]
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