Angry Wikipedia Editor Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad (
pushesgently) wrote in
asgardeventide2013-11-15 11:32 am
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[Good morning, Asgard, your bracelets are currently being serenaded with the sounds of crashing glass and muffled yelling and bunch of shuffling going on. It's probably not the first sound you'd expect, coming from this bracelet in particular, but after the recent escapade made by the Assassins who knows these days.
The racket you hear is continued for a few minutes, with breaks of actual words heard every so often- "let go," ""Ya Homaar!" "CAZZO!" The voices are somewhat distinguishable, and somewhat not. But when the sounds finally die there is a sound of a very frustrated Italian running his mouth off in a frenzy of insults.]
Ha una faccia tosta testa di merda! Sono incazzato! [There's sounds of angry struggling, and more incomprehensible swearing.] Let me go, stronzo!!
[For those within the shop A Needle in a Haystack, you can hear this entire commotion going on in one of the back storerooms. Which is getting entirely destroyed, by the way. You're welcome.]
Not until you speak the truth! Who are you, and what is your business here? What is this place?
How should I know, you are the one who's causing trouble!! Faccia di merda! GET OFF ME!
[There's a large WHUMF and the camera flicks on and smacks into the ground, the bracelet sliding off Altaïr's wrist and clattering across the floor. There's two men among the mess of what looks like a storage room, in white robes, one pinning the other to the floor. For those who know the voices, they will recognize that Altaïr is the one holding the other down- and the one on the ground sounds awfully familiar. Like Ezio, only… younger?]
I will ask you once more. Give me your name and return my blades, and I may spare your life.
[Ezio hisses angrily.] I don't have your blades! You have mine! Give me back my father's blade now-
Enough of your foolishness. You had your chance.
[With a sudden twist to the side, Ezio manages to escape Altaïr's pin and rolls to his feet. He rushes Altaïr in an attempt to gain the upper hand, only to essentially be suplexed and hit the floor with a loud thump. A cry of pain escapes him as the wind gets knocked out of his lungs, and Altaïr lets go long enough to grab the bracelet and cut off the feed there.]
[ooc: As punishment for their hubris as the ringleaders of this little expedition, Altaïr and Ezio have been cursed to become younger versions of themselves—Ezio is 19, and just from his killing of Vieri di Pazzi and Altaïr from one day before the incident at Solomon's Temple. Which means they're jerks now. The curse will last for three IC days. Have fun! Also, threadjacking is highly encouraged.. Bracelet replies will come after an IC delay once they stop fighting and get curious about the talking jewelry.]
The racket you hear is continued for a few minutes, with breaks of actual words heard every so often- "let go," ""Ya Homaar!" "CAZZO!" The voices are somewhat distinguishable, and somewhat not. But when the sounds finally die there is a sound of a very frustrated Italian running his mouth off in a frenzy of insults.]
Ha una faccia tosta testa di merda! Sono incazzato! [There's sounds of angry struggling, and more incomprehensible swearing.] Let me go, stronzo!!
[For those within the shop A Needle in a Haystack, you can hear this entire commotion going on in one of the back storerooms. Which is getting entirely destroyed, by the way. You're welcome.]
Not until you speak the truth! Who are you, and what is your business here? What is this place?
How should I know, you are the one who's causing trouble!! Faccia di merda! GET OFF ME!
[There's a large WHUMF and the camera flicks on and smacks into the ground, the bracelet sliding off Altaïr's wrist and clattering across the floor. There's two men among the mess of what looks like a storage room, in white robes, one pinning the other to the floor. For those who know the voices, they will recognize that Altaïr is the one holding the other down- and the one on the ground sounds awfully familiar. Like Ezio, only… younger?]
I will ask you once more. Give me your name and return my blades, and I may spare your life.
[Ezio hisses angrily.] I don't have your blades! You have mine! Give me back my father's blade now-
Enough of your foolishness. You had your chance.
[With a sudden twist to the side, Ezio manages to escape Altaïr's pin and rolls to his feet. He rushes Altaïr in an attempt to gain the upper hand, only to essentially be suplexed and hit the floor with a loud thump. A cry of pain escapes him as the wind gets knocked out of his lungs, and Altaïr lets go long enough to grab the bracelet and cut off the feed there.]
[ooc: As punishment for their hubris as the ringleaders of this little expedition, Altaïr and Ezio have been cursed to become younger versions of themselves—Ezio is 19, and just from his killing of Vieri di Pazzi and Altaïr from one day before the incident at Solomon's Temple. Which means they're jerks now. The curse will last for three IC days. Have fun! Also, threadjacking is highly encouraged.. Bracelet replies will come after an IC delay once they stop fighting and get curious about the talking jewelry.]

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And then he sees Maria, crouched on the floor and clearly in pain. Leaving Ezio to Desmond and Altaïr to his own devices, Alastair chooses instead to help Maria, crouching down next to her and holding out his hand in a silent offer to heal.]
Sorry I'm late. What's going on?
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Mah, che cazzo hai?!
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Explain yourselves.
[She said something about being...his wife? Someone's wife? She can't possibly be his, but he's not sure who else she'd be talking to.]
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[Her words are spoken through her teeth as she holds out her wrist to Alastair, accepting his offer to help her.]
Altaïr just calm down and stop trying to kill him, can't you see he's only a boy and just as confused as you? You are amongst friends, we are not trying to cause you harm or lie to you. I swear to you this is the truth habeebi.
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Calm down, please. The last thing we want is for anyone to get hurt.
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Ezio stops struggling from under Desmond's knee, only tries to undo the cape around his face slowly, as a way of showing he's heard Alastair. There is a sigh, and a huff of frustration, but he doesn't say anything. Just stays quiet.]
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If you'd both quit squabbling, we could explain. We're not your enemies.
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[He won't show it, but he's more than a little unnerved by how easily it was done. What drug could leave him unconscious and without memory, and how had it been administered?]
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...Please just bear with me on this, it sounds crazy, it always does. This is the city of Asgard, and we were all brought here to help fight in a war to prevent the destruction of all creation. The people who brought us here are incredibly powerful and have brought many people here from many different worlds and times.
[He hesitates.]
Your missing weapons are another, longer story that might be less easy to believe. First though... what's the last thing you remember before realizing you were here? It's... important.
[If they can establish exactly where Ezio and Altaïr are coming from, it might be a little easier to find good ways to deal with them.]
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Alastair's words sound utterly ridiculous, and Ezio wants to snap back as he slowly pulls himself up, undoing the cap and revealing his face again. It's one that both Desmond and Alastair should be familiar with, the scar still only two years old and Ezio himself still really only a boy. Hearing Altaïr snap at the others, though, gives him pause, and instead watches the group around him warily.]
I had finished fighting the Pazzi.
[He breaks the silence, if only momentarily, to annoy Altaïr in giving away something so easily. Perhaps not the smartest idea, but at least Alastair is being much more trustworthy than anyone else at this point.]
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My brothers and I had arrived in Jerusalem.
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"Fighting the Pazzi", then Vieri de Pazzi is dead, and this is only the very beginning of a long, harsh road for Ezio. What Desmond had taken as full-tilt arrogance, now it codes properly as fear, uncertainty, the outpouring of an angry young man's rage at only the very first of his family's killers.
As for Altaïr...Jerusalem? When, though? When... "My brothers and I", did he mean Kadar and-
Desmond's thoughts move immediately to Malik in the Bureau above them. He covers his mouth with his hand to hide his grimace, trying to pass it off as idly scratching his face. ]
Oh.
[ Clearing his throat, he folds his arms across his chest. ]
Alastair is correct. We haven't taken you anywhere- we were brought in as well, against our will. You're standing in the front we have here to hide the Brotherhood from the rest of Asgard.
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Alastair stares at Ezio, and he feels a sinking feeling in his chest and stomach.
He knows exactly where Ezio is and what he's probably feeling right now.
He swallows and looks back to Desmond, and works to gather his thoughts again.]
No one in this city is your enemy.
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I know all those who give their loyalty to the brotherhood, and you are not among them. [Odd, though, they they speak of it with such familiarity. The existence of the Hashashin is known to many in the Holy Land, but few are familiar with more than the name.]
You'd best stand aside and...
[Altaïr trails off as he really looks at Desmond's for the first time. In an instant he's charging forward again, not to attack but to get a closer look. Why does this man look so similar to him?]
What is this sorcery?!
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Right, look...
[ He pinches the bridge of his nose, squinting. ]
They pull people into Asgard from different times and places. I'm your descendent, Desmond.
[ He lowers his voice, talking quickly, carefully, searching Altaïr's face. ]
You were traveling with Malik Al-Sayf and Kadar Al-Sayf. Al Mualim has sent you to Jerusalem, to Solomon's Temple, to retrieve the treasure the Templars have there.
We are not Templars, Altaïr, we are not conspirators or spies, we are Assassins.
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What.
What.
There's this whole Bureau and Brotherhood and Assassins and missions and it's making Ezio's head spin. He makes a face and raises his hands at that, not wanting to know anything else of what Desmond is saying.]
I have no interest in your Brotherhood or your Bureau or whatever else you may call this.
[He gestures, indicating the entire clusterfuck around them.]
I am going to avenge my family, as I planned to do before coming here.
[He looks like a concoction between a deer caught in the headlights and indignant, stepping back a few paces to give himself space.]
Keep your group as you wish, I want no part of it.
[Excuse him, he's just going to turn on his heel and make his way out the door. BYE LOSERS.]
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[She holds up her hands, her wrist feeling much better thanks to Alastair's attention, and leaves her stance open and friendly.]
We are not your enemies here, and we did not do this to you. Every one of us in this place has been brought here against our will just as you, we've been taken from our families and our homes and brought to fight a battle that is not ours. I apologise for my husband, he is behaving like an ass and not himself.
[And then she turns her attention to the aforementioned ass.]
And for once in your life could you stop assuming that everything you don't understand is attributed to sorcery? Formidable though your mind may be my love, sometimes I fear you can be as dense as a brick.
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[Alastair sounds like he understands, because he does. He knows exactly how Ezio feels, because he's felt the same way.]
We're not asking you to do anything or join us in any fight, we just want to help how we can.
[He keeps his attention to Ezio because that's who he understands right now. Anything he might try to say to Altaïr would probably come out wrong and not be a good choice of words, so he leaves him to the people who understand him better.]
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But. He fixes his gaze on the woman for now, the corner of his lip curling up in a sneer.]
These men may be liars, but you speak as one crazed. Step aside and let me pass.
[He glances at Ezio, reconsidering. He has no more respect for the man than he did before, but he at least has the right idea. Neither of them want to be here.]
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He doesn't recognise her, that much seems certain from the way he is looking at her and speaking to her, and to reveal to him who she was at the time he is from, where her loyalties laid, that will not help him trust her but she has never backed down from a challenge. She will find a way.]
I will not until you calm yourself and listen, and calling me crazed shall not sway me. This madness is not any of our making, it is the will of the gods of this place and we are slaves to it. We are not your enemies.
[She fixes her eyes upon him and tries to find the words to earn his trust.]
You do not know me, but in some months on from when you last remember we shall meet in Jerusalem. [Though she'll spare the specific details... probably for the best.] A year later our paths will cross again in Acre, and from there we will travel to Cyprus and onwards, and when we next return to Limassol together you will make me your wife. I know it is hard to believe when it has not happened for you, but I swear that the words I speak to you are the truth. Test me; ask me something only one dear to you would know.
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But this woman. Despite her boldness, Altaïr is confident she is no threat. Despite that, her words set his blood to a slow boil. How dare she speak so familiarly to him, so matter-of-factly, as if the events she describes actually took place. As if he would ever feel enough for a woman to make her his.]
Cease your prattle and listen closely.
[Before anyone can stop him, he steps closer to Maria and grasps her upper arm, pulling her closer so she can hear him despite his low, icily-calm tone.]
Only one woman has been dear to me, and she is not you.
[He holds her gaze for a moment longer, then abruptly lets go.]
And never will be. I'll ask you nothing.
Now let me pass.
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I know I am not Adha. Regardless of what you may be thinking right now, you are dear to me and I would not deceive you.
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He stares at her for a long moment, considering how she can know about this part of his past, how he might learn more about their schemes to entrap him. But no—it would take too long to untangle truth from lies, and the part of him that still aches at having not been fast enough to save the woman he had thought might lead him to rest.
So he strides forward without a word, knocking her aside without a care.]
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Perhaps unwisely, she follows for a stride or two and reaches for his sleeve, tugging it to try to get him to stay.]
We have a son! Please habeebi do not go- I swear I speak the truth, I have pictures- ask Malik!
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[Barely looking at her, Altaïr shoves hard to get her to release his arm. He refuses to pay her ravings any more mind.]
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