Angry Wikipedia Editor Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad (
pushesgently) wrote in
asgardeventide2013-11-15 11:32 am
voice-->video;
[Good morning, Asgard, your bracelets are currently being serenaded with the sounds of crashing glass and muffled yelling and bunch of shuffling going on. It's probably not the first sound you'd expect, coming from this bracelet in particular, but after the recent escapade made by the Assassins who knows these days.
The racket you hear is continued for a few minutes, with breaks of actual words heard every so often- "let go," ""Ya Homaar!" "CAZZO!" The voices are somewhat distinguishable, and somewhat not. But when the sounds finally die there is a sound of a very frustrated Italian running his mouth off in a frenzy of insults.]
Ha una faccia tosta testa di merda! Sono incazzato! [There's sounds of angry struggling, and more incomprehensible swearing.] Let me go, stronzo!!
[For those within the shop A Needle in a Haystack, you can hear this entire commotion going on in one of the back storerooms. Which is getting entirely destroyed, by the way. You're welcome.]
Not until you speak the truth! Who are you, and what is your business here? What is this place?
How should I know, you are the one who's causing trouble!! Faccia di merda! GET OFF ME!
[There's a large WHUMF and the camera flicks on and smacks into the ground, the bracelet sliding off Altaïr's wrist and clattering across the floor. There's two men among the mess of what looks like a storage room, in white robes, one pinning the other to the floor. For those who know the voices, they will recognize that Altaïr is the one holding the other down- and the one on the ground sounds awfully familiar. Like Ezio, only… younger?]
I will ask you once more. Give me your name and return my blades, and I may spare your life.
[Ezio hisses angrily.] I don't have your blades! You have mine! Give me back my father's blade now-
Enough of your foolishness. You had your chance.
[With a sudden twist to the side, Ezio manages to escape Altaïr's pin and rolls to his feet. He rushes Altaïr in an attempt to gain the upper hand, only to essentially be suplexed and hit the floor with a loud thump. A cry of pain escapes him as the wind gets knocked out of his lungs, and Altaïr lets go long enough to grab the bracelet and cut off the feed there.]
[ooc: As punishment for their hubris as the ringleaders of this little expedition, Altaïr and Ezio have been cursed to become younger versions of themselves—Ezio is 19, and just from his killing of Vieri di Pazzi and Altaïr from one day before the incident at Solomon's Temple. Which means they're jerks now. The curse will last for three IC days. Have fun! Also, threadjacking is highly encouraged.. Bracelet replies will come after an IC delay once they stop fighting and get curious about the talking jewelry.]
The racket you hear is continued for a few minutes, with breaks of actual words heard every so often- "let go," ""Ya Homaar!" "CAZZO!" The voices are somewhat distinguishable, and somewhat not. But when the sounds finally die there is a sound of a very frustrated Italian running his mouth off in a frenzy of insults.]
Ha una faccia tosta testa di merda! Sono incazzato! [There's sounds of angry struggling, and more incomprehensible swearing.] Let me go, stronzo!!
[For those within the shop A Needle in a Haystack, you can hear this entire commotion going on in one of the back storerooms. Which is getting entirely destroyed, by the way. You're welcome.]
Not until you speak the truth! Who are you, and what is your business here? What is this place?
How should I know, you are the one who's causing trouble!! Faccia di merda! GET OFF ME!
[There's a large WHUMF and the camera flicks on and smacks into the ground, the bracelet sliding off Altaïr's wrist and clattering across the floor. There's two men among the mess of what looks like a storage room, in white robes, one pinning the other to the floor. For those who know the voices, they will recognize that Altaïr is the one holding the other down- and the one on the ground sounds awfully familiar. Like Ezio, only… younger?]
I will ask you once more. Give me your name and return my blades, and I may spare your life.
[Ezio hisses angrily.] I don't have your blades! You have mine! Give me back my father's blade now-
Enough of your foolishness. You had your chance.
[With a sudden twist to the side, Ezio manages to escape Altaïr's pin and rolls to his feet. He rushes Altaïr in an attempt to gain the upper hand, only to essentially be suplexed and hit the floor with a loud thump. A cry of pain escapes him as the wind gets knocked out of his lungs, and Altaïr lets go long enough to grab the bracelet and cut off the feed there.]
[ooc: As punishment for their hubris as the ringleaders of this little expedition, Altaïr and Ezio have been cursed to become younger versions of themselves—Ezio is 19, and just from his killing of Vieri di Pazzi and Altaïr from one day before the incident at Solomon's Temple. Which means they're jerks now. The curse will last for three IC days. Have fun! Also, threadjacking is highly encouraged.. Bracelet replies will come after an IC delay once they stop fighting and get curious about the talking jewelry.]

[Video] He'll try but from ALTAIR?!
Si, I know where you are! I will be right there. Just... try to stay away from Altair!
[Who knows what that guy was capable of half-crazed as he was right now.]
[Video] ;; DESMOND HAS HIM QUICK LET'S ESCAPE
[He sounds actually more scared than angry right now. And truthfully, he is. The entirety of Asgard terrifies him. He has no idea where he is, who is around him, or how even to get back home. He cannot find Claudia, Mario, or his mother. It's as if everything has suddenly slipped through his fingers and he has no control over anything anymore.]
[Video --> Action] I will just action here so I don't interupt that
[He had no idea what was going on over there. A curse for sure, but... This was uncalled for! Altering people for what ever reason was bad enough but did they really need this after everything they had already suffered?
The whole 'kill a God' angle was beginning to hold more importance in his mind as his anger over the predicament of his friends grew.
The door to the Needle in the Haystack flew open when he arrived. He probably should have been more cautious but hearing Ezio so frightened... he really had not seen that since that night when Ezio had come to him for help after his family had been hanged.]
Ezio?!
[Action] it's cool we're all over!
[The second he hears his friend, Ezio scrambles to meet him, looking weary and his robes in a bit of a mess, the aftermath of being thrown to the floor once too many times. He's tired, but when he sees the other through the doorway, a grateful smile bursts onto his face, and he practically runs to the man.]
Leonardo! It is good to see you, amico.
[Action]
Ezio, grazie a dio...
[He sighed with relief only when it appeared his suddenly much younger friend was only shaken. ]
You are not hurt? What happened to make Altair attack you as he did? I have never seen him so unreasonable!
[Of course asking the confused man to explain things dawned on him as not making any sense only after it had been asked. He quickly altered the course of the conversation. ]
Ah, but you are confused too? Try not to worry. This curse will probabally not last long and as I said you could stay with me until your memories of this place return. If you need to. Claudia and Madonna Sforza should be around some where though.
I can not believe you are cursed after everything. Did the Gods really think this was... merda.
[He trailed off with the swear. Some times a good curse word really was the only way to express a great deal of feelings all at once. ]
[Action]
I do not understand anything, Leonardo. I have heard that Claudia was here and that the gods have done something but... I should be home. I cannot be a part of whatever this whole city is. I need to protect my family.
[He doesn't understand that this isn't normal, that he is in fact much older and from a different time, reverted to his youth as punishment for his actions. And who can really explain without him getting lost? It sounds utterly mad.]
[Action]
What is the last thing you remember?
[Not that horrible day? The day he couldn't protect his family from the hanging that would end in their deaths? Hopefully it was long before or some time after... But Ezio did look so distraught, just as he had on that day. ]
Ezio, it is important to remember that time works differently here. You can not return to your family now...
[Not even later... unless. Oh please mean Mario and your mother!]
But this curse will wear off soon and things will be as they were.
[Glancing back at his long time friend he tried to smile, if only for his sake, but this could be easily enough seen through. ]
Try to be patient?