pushesgently: (> glare)
Angry Wikipedia Editor Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad ([personal profile] pushesgently) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-11-15 11:32 am

voice-->video;

[Good morning, Asgard, your bracelets are currently being serenaded with the sounds of crashing glass and muffled yelling and bunch of shuffling going on. It's probably not the first sound you'd expect, coming from this bracelet in particular, but after the recent escapade made by the Assassins who knows these days.

The racket you hear is continued for a few minutes, with breaks of actual words heard every so often- "let go," ""Ya Homaar!" "CAZZO!" The voices are somewhat distinguishable, and somewhat not. But when the sounds finally die there is a sound of a very frustrated Italian running his mouth off in a frenzy of insults.]


Ha una faccia tosta testa di merda! Sono incazzato! [There's sounds of angry struggling, and more incomprehensible swearing.] Let me go, stronzo!!

[For those within the shop A Needle in a Haystack, you can hear this entire commotion going on in one of the back storerooms. Which is getting entirely destroyed, by the way. You're welcome.]

Not until you speak the truth! Who are you, and what is your business here? What is this place?

How should I know, you are the one who's causing trouble!! Faccia di merda! GET OFF ME!

[There's a large WHUMF and the camera flicks on and smacks into the ground, the bracelet sliding off Altaïr's wrist and clattering across the floor. There's two men among the mess of what looks like a storage room, in white robes, one pinning the other to the floor. For those who know the voices, they will recognize that Altaïr is the one holding the other down- and the one on the ground sounds awfully familiar. Like Ezio, only… younger?]

I will ask you once more. Give me your name and return my blades, and I may spare your life.

[Ezio hisses angrily.] I don't have your blades! You have mine! Give me back my father's blade now-

Enough of your foolishness. You had your chance.

[With a sudden twist to the side, Ezio manages to escape Altaïr's pin and rolls to his feet. He rushes Altaïr in an attempt to gain the upper hand, only to essentially be suplexed and hit the floor with a loud thump. A cry of pain escapes him as the wind gets knocked out of his lungs, and Altaïr lets go long enough to grab the bracelet and cut off the feed there.]

[ooc: As punishment for their hubris as the ringleaders of this little expedition, Altaïr and Ezio have been cursed to become younger versions of themselves—Ezio is 19, and just from his killing of Vieri di Pazzi and Altaïr from one day before the incident at Solomon's Temple. Which means they're jerks now. The curse will last for three IC days. Have fun! Also, threadjacking is highly encouraged.. Bracelet replies will come after an IC delay once they stop fighting and get curious about the talking jewelry.]

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-15 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
World Wrestling Federation. Apparently not your part of the world. What was that, French?
novicius: (I've tried my best)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-15 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[His face bunches up a little at that WOW PYRO WAY TO CONFUSE LANGUAGES.]

Italian. [He pauses.] C'est des conneries. That is French.

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-15 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know. Any reason you two are trying to kill one another in Italian on the network?

[not at all here]

[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-15 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[And some of us left proper schooling at 12, not that either would be taught in American schools. Nyah.]
novicius: (Is there a hero somewhere)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-15 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Mine was Italian- I do not know what language he was speaking.

Because the stronzo demanded answers and insisted I stole his blades when I have never even met him or even been here before, in a place like this.

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-15 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, how about if we all stick to - Asgardian, or whatever, from now on. Keep things simple.

[He shakes his head, snorting a bit now that he's talking to Altair as well.]

Wanna put a bet on this not being your first day here? 'Cause Altair's just cursed, he's been here for awhile.
novicius: (You know this time)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a wary look from Ezio at that, and his eyes narrow.]

I have never been here before.

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-15 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Five days. No, seven. Give it seven days, then call me up and lemme know what you have to say. I'll put a gold rune on this.
novicius: (» Someone who holds out a hand)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Frowwwwwwwn.] And why should I? I do not plan on staying.

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-16 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god. This is why I avoid actual new people.

It doesn't matter what you plan. There's no secret back door to find. That's why all of us are still here.
novicius: (All of my life)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-16 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Then how will I get home.

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are you even listening? Sit tight for a week and you'll remember everything.
novicius: (» They're locking up the sun)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I will not!

[More like he doesn't want to.]

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-16 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't be a bitch about it. We all go through them, and we all get over it.
novicius: (Scapegoat to rock the boat)

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[personal profile] novicius 2013-11-18 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[MAKING THE BIGGEST FACE RIGHT NOW. And then angrily shutting off the feed. Welp. You're the most mature, Ezio. It is you.]