asgardeventide | NPC POST

[ The woman on today's feed is Picture Perfect for Prim and Proper™. There is, however, the edge of a smile on her lips because she was given a bracelet to address the Travellers and that's pretty special. If anyone checks the name on the feed, it will read simply: Holy City Representative. ]

Hello, honoured Travellers. My name is Cecilia and I am the head of Travellers' Affairs with the Bank of Dvalin.

[ A Heimdallan. Explains the formality! ]

From the kindness of both our noble gods and your own generosity, we have been granted the unique opportunity to serve you these next two days in our efforts to repair the Holy City following these trying times. Those of you in need of financial assistance for any property damage to your businesses or homes, please speak with me directly to sort your reconstructions. There will be representatives from the other districts as well for all your other needs.

Please accept our utmost gratitude and humble charity. We will rebuild our homes to thriving together.

[ She gives a courteous nod of her head before turning off the feed. ]

[ OOC NOTES; There is a mingle log for community service shenanigans here for you guys. Enjoy! ]

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Hey, so, friendly, creepy citizen, I have a few questions for you. They're extremely important, are you ready for them?

[There's a beat.]

So why are you all so creepy? Do you realize that you're like, basically being cannon fodder for the god's screw ups, right? We come back, and you don't, so haven't you tried a mutiny or anything like that? Or did they implant some creepy Stepford thing into you? I wouldn't be surprised if that's it, but I just wanna know.

Excellent. The property damage is minor, but I will send repair notes to you later today. In the meantime, however, what supplies may be most valuable to the project?

[ Her expression is a little bemused for a moment before it levels back out into something neutral but honest. ]

We're fighting in a war right now, young miss. None of us expect to survive it, but we have hope that we will, and that hope rests with you and our patrons. Why wouldn't we be willing to give you our all?

Fortunately, not many buildings were structurally compromised. Most of our efforts are being directed towards beautification and reinforcement.

Is this a trick?

Oh, hello!

[ Cheerful cheerful. ]

That's very kind of you. I've got a shop and a house I've managed to fix up for the most part, together with some friends, but I wouldn't mind some more help with the last bit.

Is there some way I can help?

[Since, you know, part of the property damage was his fault. Though he sounds a little sick, as if he's come down with a cold.]

I assure you, it isn't.

[ You get that same small smile for being cheerful! ]

We'd be happy to help. You are among those that have moved into the Thor district, correct?

You could take these two days to rest, if you would. We will take care of everything.

[ Score! ]

I am, yes.

Oh man. Oh man. My home is in shambles! I think I'm going to need a lot of money to make up for this. Can you help?

[not even remotely true]

Why doesn't the hope rest with you? Why'd you let it get so fricken bad that now we've gotta be right here with you to enjoy the torture fest?

Do you want an apology?

Excellent.

[ She clicks a pen and starts scribbling on her clipboard. ]

If you'll give me the number of the house affected, I can send one of our surveyors and a crew to that location.

After everything that's happened, how should we trust?

I want you to spread the word that the real problem with this place lies with everyone who's allowed this gross dysfunctional order of things to continue.

[There's a beat.]

And I'm thinking I might have to take over. What do you say?

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, milady. Truly. [ Aw yes a Heimdallan that's great. Best House, you know. And Gwaine is Not Biased. ] I'm more than willing to help piece things back together however I can. Though if anything, I'd say we still owe you the gratitude in this case, eh?

[ Rude!! ]

We can certainly try. I'll need your name and address so I can cross reference your bank statements, and then we can start the damage review to see about issuing a reimbursement.

[ There's a pause in which her practiced calm is very near to cracking ( hint: she's trying not to laugh ) before she says, deadpan. ]

I would say that is - highly ill-advised.

Easily remedied. Then you will require copious amounts of blue and green paint?

We can't force you to trust us, and I can understand why you might not. But our offer stands all the same, and we'll continue our efforts to help you however we can until you do or you leave.

[ Or, y'know. We all die bloody. ]

See, at least when I call myself a goddess, there's some talent to back it up.

Besides, I'd make a promise to put myself out there to all my poor citizens, and really—who wouldn't want to see that every other day? It's an act of charity.

Now hold up a second, you're doing official cross checking of information and not letting my girl get exactly what she needs? She didn't have the time to open an account before everything went to hell and—surprise, surprise—she lost everything.

-- Um.

[ She shouldn't ask. It's not professional to ask. ]

Perhaps not copious, but some should do, if you would like to provide it.

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