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[iamaplague]

[Things were really crazy during the last week. Fortunately for him, he wasn't hurt by those strange Gentlemen. He's now gonna make sure his friends are ok.]

Whoa, that was hell back there. I mean, a few days ago, with those weird guys around. I heard some people died... Is that true?

Also, does anyone know if this was another attack from the Frost Queen? Or was it something else? Anyway, seems this place is more dangerous than I first thought...

[ filtered to Beth Greene ]

Beth? Are you ok? I hope you didn't get hurt... Please, let me know you're fine and when I can see you. I'm sorry I wasn't there to protect you.

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[iamaplague]

[Ok, Mitchell's been here a month too, but he thinks Dean is a bit of a pessimist.]

Well, if you say so...

[allbloodyhail]

[ spike's optimistically realistic, if paranoid as fuq, in contrast. ]

You can almost plot it out to the day, mate. It's just like back home. The Powers That Be can't ever let us settle in.

[iamaplague]

[Is that fun?]

Apparently... [Shrugs.] Well, I guess if it was peaceful here the gods wouldn't even need us.

[allbloodyhail]

I guess not.

[iamaplague]

Anyway, what's your name, mate? I'm Mitchell.

[allbloodyhail]

Spike. Mate. [ he doesn't mean to be short, he just isn't used to the friendliness. ]

[iamaplague]

[That's ok, Mitchell gets it. Would it help if Spike knew Mitchell was a vampire? Or would it make things worse?]

Nice meeting you.

[allbloodyhail]

[ a beat. ] Yeah, you too.You're not from one of those worlds without all this weirdness, are you?

[iamaplague]

My world's got its own set of weirdness... Not like this, though...

[Thanks to his werewolf friend George killing the leader of vampires.]

[allbloodyhail]

Like this-this or like the Gentlemen this? Because let me tell you, the Hellmouth wasn't exactly a walk in the park, and Hell was even worse.

[iamaplague]

Like this both, I mean.

[He tilts his head to the side.] Hellmouth? What the fuck is that? And how come you know what Hell's like?

[allbloodyhail]

I've been to both. Lived in both. Hell sweet home.

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[allbloodyhail]

A Hellmouth is a kind of... convergence of evil stuff. Demons tend to call it a party.

[iamaplague]

Mate, that really sucks! Already bad enough fearing we might go there when we die... No need to be dropped there while still alive...

And this Hellmouth thing sounds like it sucks too... [It'd like be a place that attracted vampires, he has no doubt of that.]

[allbloodyhail]

Yeah, guess it did. Most of the time I was too busy fighting to whine about it.

You want to hear something cruel, though? The only TV show on in Hell? Charmed.

[iamaplague]

Yeah, I can imagine that... [Considering all the supernatural shit in his life.]

Really? Only Charmed? No Real Hustle? OMG, that's a true definition of hell!