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asgardeventide2013-10-18 12:59 pm
burn_all_the_babies) wrote in asgardeventide2013-10-18 12:59 pm
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001 ☣ [Video]
OHAI SUCKAZ!
If yas would puh~lease divert ya attention~ [spoken in a fake french accent because why not.] in my magnificent direction, cuz I gotz some important info for ya crania's! For ya domes~ For yas grillz, for ya chromes... Freestylin' dats what I'm talkin' bout HM!
[The young girl addressing the city was standing in the open window of her allocated bedroom, behind her could be seen the wonderful district of Loki. Wearing a monocle made out of the bottom of a broken green glass bottle and the use of the chain from inside the toilet cistern Sorry Zevran! used like a tie to hold her homemade curtain-cape over her shoulders, which blew dramatically behind her in the breeze.]
My name is Barroness Buttsworth, from the bootylicious burrow of Buttzville, Pandora. Blegh! So many beez! SO MAHNEH!! Zzzzzzzuh!
[Wiggling her tongue around and smacking her lip, because damn if that wasn't a mouthful to say. Tina composed herself and cleared her throat.]
Ahem! [Her tone turned into the kind of voice over you hear at the start of movies, you know the kind! All dramatic and serious. Like that!] I have taken over control of this world, as ya new strong badass leader. In doin' so, I have planted my mines in various locations around the City.
[She started to hop around carelessly on the window ledge, on tiptoes foot at a time. Talking in a little sing-song voice.]
Don't step on the mines, or ya blow off ya toes~♪ Blow off ya toes~♪ Blow off ya toes~♪
Don't step on the mines, or ya BOOM!!!
[After her little outburst, Tina turned dramatically so she was facing outside. Turning her head back over a shoulder, looking back into he video feed, her lazy eye taking its sweet ass time to follow her glance.]
Your doomy fait of er.... Impending doom can be avoided by completing one, easy, task. Bring me all the stuffed toys yas got and I shall be a fair an' just leader! Or don't [She shrugged and smiled crookedly.] It ain't no biggie!
[She's just a little girl, having a little fun. But stuffed toys would be awesomesauce!]
((ooc/ This here is what Tina's quirky voice patterns sound like to help you get a better feel of her talking!))
If yas would puh~lease divert ya attention~ [spoken in a fake french accent because why not.] in my magnificent direction, cuz I gotz some important info for ya crania's! For ya domes~ For yas grillz, for ya chromes... Freestylin' dats what I'm talkin' bout HM!
[The young girl addressing the city was standing in the open window of her allocated bedroom, behind her could be seen the wonderful district of Loki. Wearing a monocle made out of the bottom of a broken green glass bottle and the use of the chain from inside the toilet cistern
My name is Barroness Buttsworth, from the bootylicious burrow of Buttzville, Pandora. Blegh! So many beez! SO MAHNEH!! Zzzzzzzuh!
[Wiggling her tongue around and smacking her lip, because damn if that wasn't a mouthful to say. Tina composed herself and cleared her throat.]
Ahem! [Her tone turned into the kind of voice over you hear at the start of movies, you know the kind! All dramatic and serious. Like that!] I have taken over control of this world, as ya new strong badass leader. In doin' so, I have planted my mines in various locations around the City.
[She started to hop around carelessly on the window ledge, on tiptoes foot at a time. Talking in a little sing-song voice.]
Don't step on the mines, or ya blow off ya toes~♪ Blow off ya toes~♪ Blow off ya toes~♪
Don't step on the mines, or ya BOOM!!!
[After her little outburst, Tina turned dramatically so she was facing outside. Turning her head back over a shoulder, looking back into he video feed, her lazy eye taking its sweet ass time to follow her glance.]
Your doomy fait of er.... Impending doom can be avoided by completing one, easy, task. Bring me all the stuffed toys yas got and I shall be a fair an' just leader! Or don't [She shrugged and smiled crookedly.] It ain't no biggie!
[She's just a little girl, having a little fun. But stuffed toys would be awesomesauce!]
((ooc/ This here is what Tina's quirky voice patterns sound like to help you get a better feel of her talking!))
( VIDEO )
[a very big, sinking feeling in his gut tells him she did but another very large part of Jude wants to believe she just... has a very odd sense of humor]
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[Of course she didn't- Well she wanted to, but she really doesn't have the supplies for it
yet]The real question is, are you woman enough to find out?!
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That's a pretty dangerous thing to do. You could hurt a lot of people.
[Voice]
[ He definitely doesn't believe her. Some idea of fun she has. ]
[Video]
[He'd be right not to believe her. It's not for want of trying though, she's just not been able to find the right ingredients to make her own brand of kick ass mines yet.]
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[audio]
[Vriska's just going around judging everybody on the network these days. Yup.]
What a dichotomy. How dare you be so confusing.