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[failassassin]

[Turlough is lounging in Sky's Prize, the nightclub in Loki District, frowning slightly as he looks at the bracelet. It's way early in the evening, so there's not that many people there, but he does have a drink at the bar with him.]

I suppose I should do this sooner or later, [he says, with a sigh, as if making an introduction on these things is a massive hassle instead of a formality.] After all, these gods do want us to talk to each other, as if that will help.

I'm Turlough. I'm one of the Doctor's, I suppose-though my Doctor isn't here. I've met a fair amount of people at the festival as well as at the masquerade ball, but I thought I should make a post on this bracelet thing anyway, if only to make sure I can do it properly.

[he shrugs, not really sure what else to say. Then, an idea hits him.] Ah, yes, there's something else. What other places are there to get a drink here? [He smirks slightly, shrugging his shoulders.] You can't blame a man for enjoying his captivity before the true fighting hits.

Comments

[ffuckoff]

Nah, you just got that stuffy English guy routine down pat.

[failassassin]

I'm not English, though. [he just has the accent because Doctor Who.] I'm not even from Earth.

[ffuckoff]

Oh, good, then you can explai why all the fucking aliens in this place have English accents and act like Mary Poppins extras. [WE'RE JUST GONNA MOW RIGHT OVER THE MISTAKEN IDENTITY THING OOPS.]

[failassassin]

One, I don't know what Mary Poppins is. Two, I don't know why it is that all the Englishmen in this place sound like me.

[ffuckoff]

So England is all actually aliens, is what you're saying here.

[failassassin]

Well to me they are, at least. I'm from Trion.

[ffuckoff]

Huh. What're their summers like?

[failassassin]

Sunny! Which is a one-up over England, I can tell you that much.

[ffuckoff]

Jesus, with the way you guys talk about that place, I'm beginning to think it's underwater.

[failassassin]

It might as well be.

[ffuckoff]

But I guess it has better schools than Trion.

[failassassin]

[awkward pause cause lol, he was on Earth cause he got exiled, but there is no way Fiona is gonna know that. so, time for more lying.]

Even though they are tedious, you're right about that.

[ffuckoff]

[Luckily, while Fiona's pretty canny, she doesn't know enough (anything) about aliens to suspect he's lying.]

Better uniforms, too, huh?

[failassassin]

Much better uniforms, [he responds with a small little smirk.]