[his face brightens considerably when he sees it. He stands in the doorway, a little in awe, his mouth gone slack and open.]

Holy fuck. Now I understand what the clown was going on about, it smells delicious. God, look at how beautiful she is...[he staggers over, all but rubbing his face against it's hard outer shell as he runs his hands over the surface.] fuck yessss.... [this was going to be the best nap ever ]