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[imhome]

[ On the Network today is an anonymous post, with what appears to be a transcribed fairy tale. How interesting... and random. ]

The God of Peace is always busy.
He is too busy to look in a mirror, and blows his horn every day.
The God of Peace's horn makes everyone happy.

The God of Peace is always busy.
He is too busy to look in a mirror, and pours his magical water.
The magical water creates green mountains, ripens crops, and makes flower gardens grow.

The God of Peace is always busy.
He is too busy to look in a mirror, and gives everyone a name.
"Your name is Otto. Your name is Hans. Your name is Thomas. Your name is Johan."
Johan gave his hat to the god as a gift in return.

The god was very happy.
Because he wanted to see himself wearing the hat, he stood in front of a mirror for the first time.
However, what he saw in the mirror was a demon. From inside the mirror, the demon spoke to him. "I am you, and you are me."

"Oh no! No one can live in peace with a demon like this! What should I do?"

So the troubled god ...

Tell me. How does the story end?

Comments

[notnina]

What did the gods take from you?

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Pretty much everything but my life. They actually one-upped the humans back home on the asshole scale.

[notnina]

Then we have something in common.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

What are you?

[notnina]

Not human.

They tried to change who I am here. However, they'll learn that's an impossible feat.

[ex_outofcontrol435]

Good. Attack on two fronts should get the message across.

[Once he would've worked on recruiting, but without Magneto here... there's still more to do before he can get back to that point.]