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Sanderson "Sandy" ManSnoozie ([personal profile] morethanadream) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-08-17 04:42 pm

1st Winter Dream ☽ Video ☾ Jack and Sandy

[When the feed starts, it shows the inside of what must be a room in Sigyn. Plants grow up and down the walls, along the windows, and occasionally along the floor. A little man in a turtleneck stands in the middle of it all, giving the camera an absent wave as he takes a sketchpad out from off camera. For those who know him, he seems a little pale, but he doesn't acknowledge it as he flips through the sketchpad. He opens it up to a pre-drawn page, and he turns it around to show, in deceptively simple (though there are pictures weaved in if one looks closely enough) calligraphy, Sandy. Then he points to himself.

He figures he ought to introduce himself to the network before telling them about spirit banishing.]


I don't think I need to translate that one. [Jack doesn't appear on the feed, his voice is coming off-screen. He sounds a bit worried too.] Are you sure you want to do this?

[Sandy, without missing a pause, just nods and flips through his sketchpad again. Now is not the time for worrying about him, Jack; now's the time to worry about everyone else.

Sandy flips to another pre-drawn picture, and when he turns it around, it's a picture of ghosts bouncing off a house. He holds the page up for a second, allowing people to see it, before flipping to another page that shows a detailed picture of a sprig of rosemary. Beneath the picture, there's an image of a house with a rosemary growing on either side of the entrances to a house.]


Alright, alright, it's learning time with Professor Sandman. There are some plants that can be planted outside your place to repel the ghosts. Thaaaaat's... rosemary I think?

[Sandy nods. Yes, it's rosemary.

Then he flips to the next picture. It's a picture of a potted cactus inside a house, next to the door. On the same page, there's a picture of the outside of a house with the cactus visible from the front window.]


Woah, cacti to? Another reason for me to stay away from the desert. Gotta keep this one inside and near the entrance.

[Sandy has to bow his head a little as his shoulders shake. Damn it, Jack, stop making him laugh.

Then he shakes himself out and flips to a new page. There's a picture of a saltshaker, and beneath that, a person shaking out salt around the perimeter around a building. There's also a picture of a person periodically shaking salt out around themselves. Beneath that, there's a picture of big grains of salt.]


You can make a safe zone out of salt, and apparentely coarse salt is better? ...You're not getting salt anywhere near me, little man.

[Despite the seriousness of the situation, Sandy's eyes sparkle with amusement. Jack, stop annotating your translations.

He flips to a new page which has a detailed picture of sweetgrass, then tobacco, then sage. Beneath the sweetgrass is an arrow pointing to a picture of hands braiding the sweetgrass into a thick piece of incense.

Beneath that, there's a picture of someone holding a lighter to a clump of the herbs tied together with a piece of twine, and beneath that, there's a picture of the clump in a bowl or in a pair of hands, smoke wafting from from the plants and chasing away spirits from a room.]


Let's see... you make like, incense out of those? Yeah, and then burn it to cleanse a room. Great, fire too.

[Sandy shoots an amused look off camera. Jack, these aren't meant to invite ice spirits into the house. Yes, it involves fire. Be happy he's not talking about cleansing people with bonfires.

Then he flips to a new page. In this one, someone is on their tiptoes painting the top of their window with a strange circular design. Beneath that picture, there's an image of the outside of a house with that design on the top of every window.

This one is a little more difficult than just putting a cactus in your house, but it's good for anyone who needs to ward their windows, don't have friends in Sigyn, and/or happen to be good at art.]


And since we can't de-energize all our growers, here is one for anyone with a pencil: draw that symbol on your windows.

[Speaking of growers...

Sandy flips to the next page, and in it, there's a series of pictures of people all across Asgard, holding their hands towards bare earth and coaxing plants to grow. The more people grow things, the fewer houses the spirits can get into.]


He asks his fellow Sigyn members to help with the growing so we keep the city safe.

[Sandy flips to the next page, and it's a picture of someone with a speech bubble and a question mark over their head, facing a happy Sandy.]

Any questions, just ask Sandy. Seriously, this guy is zillion years old, he knows everything.

[Now Sandy's going to smile and turn off the feed before he sits down on his bed to take a breather. Okay, maybe the hauntings are taking more of a toll than he'd like.]

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[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2013-08-17 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack joins him on the bed, pretending there's nothing affecting him right now. Nope, no side effects of the district, what are you talking about?]

Sandy... you need help, too. [Hypocritical much, Jack?]
livedtwice: (the boy who didn't sleep with his mates.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-08-17 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... Now I feel a bit ridiculous for something I said to something else. You're certain this stuff will work?

[And honestly, he's a touch surprised he didn't know anything about this stuff sooner.]

[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2013-08-17 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Having been sick recently too and not wanting Sandy to get in mother mode again, he accepts the leaf, but doesn't suck it just yet.]

You didn't add salt to it, did you?

[Of course, salt shouldn't affect him anymore, but old habits die hard and he still doesn't like it.]
averagemedium: ((but it always comes))

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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-08-17 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know we've got more folks with experience.

[This particular guy has what looks like some sort of rune smeared on his forehead in red-- without other reagents at hand, it was the quickest thing to try to sketch with that wasn't just regular ink.]

Assuming you've already confirmed this does work on these ghosts, so-- that's a shortcut for me, thanks. Less experimentation that has to happen, the better.

[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2013-08-18 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[The only thing that Jack needs to know about salt is that it must stay the hell away from him. End of the story.

But ok, he sucks on the leaf now. Happy, mom? And look at that, it does help a bit with the side-effects of being in another house.]


I could get you some real food if you want. We need it in these bodies. [Not something he usually likes to admit, but this is a very special situation.] Especially if you're planning to keep growing stuff.
averagemedium: (no break no relief)

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[personal profile] averagemedium 2013-08-18 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?-- Oh, uh, that's supposed to be a deterrent for possession. With any luck I'm not gonna have to find out how well it works, but you know, better to take some precautions.

[He shrugs one shoulder. Judging by the way the background behind him is moving, he's networking on the run here.]

You let me know if you need anything on your end, okay? I'll be around, not sure where.

[personal profile] 2cool4guardian 2013-08-18 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Salt or not, you aren't getting rid of me, buddy.

[Just like Sandy did the day they reunited in Asgard, Jack wants to keep an eye on his friend, but he doesn't look well. Jack is going through one of his moods with all the human looks deal going on, but ignoring his own issues is something he's used to doing.

He stands up and opens the door for Sandy with his mind.]
Where to next?
livedtwice: (the boy who watched too much porn.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-08-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Harry hesitates.]

This is a ... strange question, but you don't think it's hurting them, do you? I know this isn't good, but ...
lalondelicious: (so it is)

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[personal profile] lalondelicious 2013-08-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Rose is amused. What an interesting pair, useful too - or Sandy is useful, the one speaking is more 'helpful' than useful seems nice all the same.]

Thank you for the advice. Salt and rosemary I knew about the others will come in handy. Could I ask you to show me that symbol for the windows again?
themortalhalf: ([Temperance] ♞ an injustice to the art)

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[personal profile] themortalhalf 2013-08-18 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. This is helpful. About the only thing that has been. Shinjiro takes in the information with an attentive ear, though there are slight shadows under his eyes.]

Salt? That's it?
tonsofpun: (Fungus among us)

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[personal profile] tonsofpun 2013-08-18 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, Sandy, I didn't know any of that. Smart.

... you need some help growing? I'm getting better.
livedtwice: (the boy who has a nice scar.)

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[personal profile] livedtwice 2013-08-18 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. I've known a few friendly ghosts, and I've known some who ... end up rather upset, you see, because of what happened to them in their life. Sometimes they just can't help themselves.
tonsofpun: (The beat goes on)

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[personal profile] tonsofpun 2013-08-18 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's better for Ellie that she thinks that. She can basically take care of herself, and honestly has no idea that Sandy can too.]

Yeah, I can get there. I'll meet you inside.

[She seems kind of strained, a little sleepless. They haven't been here long but when you're not sleeping it feels like forever.]

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