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[pumpkinbutt]

[ BEHOLD, ASGARD. And bear witness to the most impressive and bad-ass specimen to ever grace your networks!! Because it's like a 1.5-foot-tall pumpkin doll muttering to itself here before he actually faces the network properly. ]

That idiot Master...does he really think he can hide from me?? Hoh! We'll see about that!

--Alright, listen up! I, the great Halloween have decided to talk to you fools! Feel honoured, hohoho!

I'm looking for an idiot with white hair! About...this tall-- [ Halloween streeeetches up to a total of like, two feet on tip-toe ] ...Gah, well you get the point! He's got white hair and black clothes, and for sure he'll probably be going to waste our hard-earned money!

You can't hide from me forever!! If you think you'll throw me off by cutting my Mana you've got another thing coming to you, shitty bastard!

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[samantha_grey]

[There's cackling in the air and crackling and hissing on the network in response to this.]

What have we here? An actual doll for me to play with? Does the jack o lantern have a little candle inside his skull to light up when he has an idea, or will I have to scoop the seeds out first?

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[pumpkinbutt]

Who're you calling a jack-o-lantern huh?! I'm the cursed puppet, Halloween!!

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[samantha_grey]

I'm calling you a jack o lantern, jack. Everyone around here with all their pretty titles. You? You just look like someone I can play with. Pity pumpkins can't take a hit. A boot'd be the end of you.

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[pumpkinbutt]

You think I'd go down that easy?! I'm a Supporter for the WH you know--not just some doll!

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[samantha_grey]

A little flakey crust, some nutmeg and cinnamon, and you'll back up all too nicely. Credentials don't mean much in this place, pumpkin head. That's a lesson even I've learned.

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[pumpkinbutt]

I'm made of wood!! Are you deaf?! You can't cook a puppet!!


...And it's "Halloween", not "pumpkin head"!

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[samantha_grey]

I've eaten worse, Pumpkin head, I assure you. Cellulose digests the same as most things. Good fiber, I hear.

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[pumpkinbutt]

Cellu...what the heck are you even talking about???? Look, I don't care about that stuff! I'm just looking for my stupid Master!

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[samantha_grey]

Call it a hunch Pumpkin Head [You've acquired a nickname, Halloween. Relish this moment.], he's probably not here. You've just got me to play with. Want to see if I can make the puppet dance on my strings?

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[2cool4guardian]

[Did someone say white hair? Let's say this is happening before Jack gets cursed, since he's actually losing that soon. He chuckles, amused by the "specimen".]

I guess you aren't a spirit if you have a master. He didn't cut you off, by the way, thank the gods for that one.

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[pumpkinbutt]

I'm a cursed puppet, not a real one!!!

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[pumpkinbutt]

...How the heck would you know anything about that, huh?? [ And why do you have White Hair mister B| What's all this nonsense talk about spirits!! ]

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[samantha_grey]

Believe me. When we dance, there's no difference. I waggle my fingers, and I'll make you into a regular punch and judy show. It'll be priceless. Come on, what do you say? You're not afraid of little old me, are you?

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[pumpkinbutt]

...Is there something wrong with your head??

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[samantha_grey]

Says the guy with the pumpkin for his... The irony's precious. Call me impatient. I've got maybe an hour, tops, and I'm really bored puppet boy. Entertain me.

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[2cool4guardian]

[Who are you calling a mister!!!]

Because it's what happens to all of us... oh, and maybe that little guide in your bracelet could have something to do with it too.

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[pumpkinbutt]

Shut up! I don't have time to mess around with you. I've got to find that idiot before he spends all out money.

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[pumpkinbutt]

[ M I S T E R ]

The great Halloween has no need for something stupid like that! Gods or whatever, this all sounds like the work of a Witch to me.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Okay, what the hell.

[Weirdest thing he's seen yet? Definitely angling for the title.]

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[samantha_grey]

Anyone ever tell you that you're kind of slow on the uptake, carrot top?

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[pumpkinbutt]

What? [ There is totally nothing not-normal with a talking pumpkin doll, alright. NOTHING. ] You know something about him kid?

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[pumpkinbutt]

Halloween!!

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[samantha_grey]

What was that, gourd for brains? Wouldn't want to squash that ego of yours, would we?

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[pumpkinbutt]

At least I'm not so deaf I can't remember a single name!

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[samantha_grey]

Better wax in my ears than my brains scooped out and a face only a mother could...

No, not even going to give you that one. [She's taunting you, Halloween, and she's pretty sure you're easy to taunt.]