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[samantha_grey]

[Cue Samantha in her lab over at Pinch of Sage. It's messier than usual, which is saying something. She's not known for being the most organized of workers on the planet. There's a few broken pieces of equipment and one of the lockboxes looks like someone's tried to break into it unsuccessfully. They tried pretty damned hard, but somebody'd put runic locks and worse on the thing to boot so it wasn't getting opened. A bunch of cabinets have been broken into behind her though.

She's muttering something and hollers an unintelligible statement up to the front. Something less intelligible can be heard and she nods, turning to the feed and growling.]

Someone around here is either really stupid, or ballsy. Pinch got broken into, and dumbass swiped a few of my experimental vials, along with a bit of the stock. So, whichever of you morons is on a revenge kick, good luck to you. However, just something you lot should know for future reference. I'm getting runic golems for security, and warding this place to hell and back. The next damned fool who tries to break into my lab's going to be more likely to blow himself to kingdom come than get anything.

[Her hand brushes over and starts to clean up something when she brings it back with a start, a small cut dripping blood and something that looks kind of green. For a second, her eyes widen and she looks nervous.]

Ohway uckfay emay. Atwhay ethay ellhay idday Iway ustjay ouchtay?

[... oh, that one. Just look at Sam's face. She's thrilled to death right now.]

(OOC: Feel free to reply. Sam is, however, currently subject to one of her own poisons for the duration of the post, which means she's speaking Pig Latin! If you don't want to deal with me using a Pig-Latin translator for all replies, note this in your reply header, I'll skip it and you can assume she's hard to understand.)

Comments

Sorry Naruto

[samantha_grey]

Oisonspay. Eythay antedway ymay oisonspay.

[She shrugged and looked at him apologetically, trying to explain what was going on.]

Otgay ithay ybay oneway eaningclay upway. Alkingtay inway Igpay Atinlay orfay ethay extnay ourhay.

;;

[kuramaless]

Ah-- you know what, hold on a minute 'cause I--

[He's shaking his wrist a bit there. Bracelet's done this twizzly thing around his arm and-- there, he's back again.]

Say that again?

[samantha_grey]

[She tried to slow it down as much as she could, speaking painfully slow. It only helped a little.]

Otgay ithay ybay oneway eaningclay upway.

Alkingtay inway Igpay Atinlay orfay ethay extnay ourhay.

[kuramaless]

[Nope. There is nothing in that garbled mess of words that he's understanding. Not. One.]

You ain't sayin' anything. You know that right?

[samantha_grey]

epyay.

[She rolled her eyes and smirked at him, holding up a little bottle. On it was written 'The gift of Tongues.' It was labeled as a poison.]

[kuramaless]

[Okay, now it's just funny.]

You drank that stuff?

[samantha_grey]

openay. utcay.

[She held up her hand, on which there was a small cut and some green stain she'd cleaned off mostly.]

[kuramaless]

...

Ohhhh! I get it!

Wow, that was pretty stupid.

[samantha_grey]

[another shrug. He was right. She should have put the gloves on when she started cleaning.]

Ehway, ehay eftlay away igbay essmay. Ere'sthay apcray allway overway. Isthay asway ightlay.

[kuramaless]

[YOU'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING.]

I'm gonna come back later, okay?

[samantha_grey]

[She nodded to him and chuckled softly. Just hit her inbox up, Naruto. She'll make more sense in an hour.]