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asgardeventide2013-07-16 10:52 am
samantha_grey) wrote in asgardeventide2013-07-16 10:52 am
Video - 019
[Cue Samantha in her lab over at Pinch of Sage. It's messier than usual, which is saying something. She's not known for being the most organized of workers on the planet. There's a few broken pieces of equipment and one of the lockboxes looks like someone's tried to break into it unsuccessfully. They tried pretty damned hard, but somebody'd put runic locks and worse on the thing to boot so it wasn't getting opened. A bunch of cabinets have been broken into behind her though.
She's muttering something and hollers an unintelligible statement up to the front. Something less intelligible can be heard and she nods, turning to the feed and growling.]
Someone around here is either really stupid, or ballsy. Pinch got broken into, and dumbass swiped a few of my experimental vials, along with a bit of the stock. So, whichever of you morons is on a revenge kick, good luck to you. However, just something you lot should know for future reference. I'm getting runic golems for security, and warding this place to hell and back. The next damned fool who tries to break into my lab's going to be more likely to blow himself to kingdom come than get anything.
[Her hand brushes over and starts to clean up something when she brings it back with a start, a small cut dripping blood and something that looks kind of green. For a second, her eyes widen and she looks nervous.]
Ohway uckfay emay. Atwhay ethay ellhay idday Iway ustjay ouchtay?
[... oh, that one. Just look at Sam's face. She's thrilled to death right now.]
(OOC: Feel free to reply. Sam is, however, currently subject to one of her own poisons for the duration of the post, which means she's speaking Pig Latin! If you don't want to deal with me using a Pig-Latin translator for all replies, note this in your reply header, I'll skip it and you can assume she's hard to understand.)
She's muttering something and hollers an unintelligible statement up to the front. Something less intelligible can be heard and she nods, turning to the feed and growling.]
Someone around here is either really stupid, or ballsy. Pinch got broken into, and dumbass swiped a few of my experimental vials, along with a bit of the stock. So, whichever of you morons is on a revenge kick, good luck to you. However, just something you lot should know for future reference. I'm getting runic golems for security, and warding this place to hell and back. The next damned fool who tries to break into my lab's going to be more likely to blow himself to kingdom come than get anything.
[Her hand brushes over and starts to clean up something when she brings it back with a start, a small cut dripping blood and something that looks kind of green. For a second, her eyes widen and she looks nervous.]
Ohway uckfay emay. Atwhay ethay ellhay idday Iway ustjay ouchtay?
[... oh, that one. Just look at Sam's face. She's thrilled to death right now.]
(OOC: Feel free to reply. Sam is, however, currently subject to one of her own poisons for the duration of the post, which means she's speaking Pig Latin! If you don't want to deal with me using a Pig-Latin translator for all replies, note this in your reply header, I'll skip it and you can assume she's hard to understand.)
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[She muttered sourly. The problem with the poison was that she could hear herself speaking pig latin, but she didn't actually speak it through her vocal chords, so she was just talking normally instead of that slow halting way most people talked in Pig Latin.
Well, at least she knew the poison worked well.]
On'tday orryway aboutway itway. Ey'llthay etgay eirsthay.
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give her a minute here as she tries to decipher at least a little bit of that.]
Why would you even make a poison of that-
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[She almost cracked a smirk as she said that, shrugging at her. She'd made this one more for a 'prank line' she was thinking of offering. Something moderately innocuous that was just annoying to people, rather than a serious harm.]
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Either way, how long is this going to last?
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Ustjay anway ourhay.
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