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[applegoddess]

[Gaia looks at the screen with a mix of frustration, resignation and sadness. Having visited the realm of Asgard during the time when the gods accidentally brought a large amount of travelers for a brief time, she had not expected to come back to this place. Especially not permanently, like some of the people she met here before. She was supposed to be getting as far away as possible from anything god-related, not to come towards the godly realm. She can only hope that she's at least away from the gods she knows... Especially him. Anders. Or Bragi. Or whatever his name is.]

Can anyone explain to me what am I doing here, again? It was kinda fun the first time, but this game is getting old. I'm going back home. [She's a goddess, right? She should be able to do it.]

And by the way, I assure you all that I want absolutely nothing with the gods. I am sick and tired of the lot of them. I used to be normal until all this bunch of crappy gods sneaked into my life. Just... I just want to go back to the way things were before...

[She sighs and turns off the communication.]

Comments

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[scarygirl]

I do not think anybody's unwilling participation has ever been in doubt.

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[applegoddess]

Really? I mean, I'm glad not just me, but just ugh... Gods...

voice;

[deudly]

You're here because of some stupid fuck war. That's about all there is to it.

voice;

[applegoddess]

[Well, this is just the cherry on top of Gaia's life.]

Great, so now I'm involved in some shitty god war...

voice;

[deudly]

That's the basic rundown! Here's a fucking war for you to fight in. Win it and go home afterward. Oh and taking away our powers and replacing them with theirs.

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[applegoddess]

[She sighs loudly. Seriously, when will all these stupid gods leave her alone?]

Well, that'll certainly be an improvement. I never really figured out what my powers were back home anyway. It's not like I even wanted them...

voice;

[deudly]

You never figured out your powers? How the fuck does that even happen? If you have a power, you have a power. It shouldn't be that hard to get.

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[applegoddess]

Hey, I didn't always had them, alright! Then I was supposed this goddess or that goddess... Turned out it was a third goddess who's just fucked up my life. And then I was brought to this place, so yeah, no time to figure out my divine powers...

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I don't think you can go back home.

[applegoddess]

Yeah... It's what i've heard... This is crap...

[forgetyourusedtobe]

Yeah, it's not the greatest.

[applegoddess]

So what do people do here, anyway? Just make friends and all those stupid things that "guide" mentioned?

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I don't really know. I haven't been here all that long.

But I have heard people talking about jobs and moving into paid housing.

[applegoddess]

So people just sort of, make their lives here?

[She sighs.]

[Video]

[unbrokenwheel]

[It's a sentiment that's so familiar, Leo can't ignore it.]

They said we're here to spread color to the world. Make friends and live here, oh and there's the giants to deal with too. What was your life like before god central took up residence in your backyard?

[Video]

[applegoddess]

[Gaia sighs.]

Yay, making friends and dealing with giants. Sounds just like life at home.

[Video]

[unbrokenwheel]

Ditto. It's like that's universal and that just sucks. Why couldn't it be something like pizza, or eggnog, or something I don't know, less hazardous?

[Video]

[applegoddess]

I don't even know... How about beer? Can we find it here?

[Video]

[unbrokenwheel]

Probably? I've never touched the stuff so I wouldn't know where to look for it.

: [Video]

[applegoddess]

Well, you do look too young to drink, yeah.

[video]

[unrestrained]

[Oh, Percy is well acquainted with wanting a normal life away from Gods.]

Then I'm guessing you already know that the Gods really don't like listening to us.

[video]

[applegoddess]

[Good for you, Percy. Gods suck.]

Yeah... Didn't really expect them to...

[video]

[unrestrained]

[They're the worst. Well, except his dad. He likes his dad.]

Great. You're a step ahead of the rest. I say just sit back and take a nap. That's always a good idea.

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[applegoddess]

[Well, it's good he has a nice Dad. Gaia never met her real parents.]

What about this bringing color to the world task?

[video]

[unrestrained]

[That's alright. Sometimes never finding out about your real parents save you're life.]

You can do it between naps. Talking to people seems to do the trick.