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[suckmykiss]

[The feed starts, and there's a woman standing outside the palace. She doesn't look overly pissed, more annoyed than anything.]

Okay, as awesome as that guide was... Is Loki like... Five? Whatever, moving on. Like a leaf on a branch? That sounds more like some cheesy lines out of a sci-fi show. But let's take a moment and talk about those creepy maids with no faces. Was that really necessary? Shouldn't Gods be able to give them some faces? At least have them paint one on if they can't?

[She sighs, shaking her head as she looks around.]

Really, as fun as a vacation in this place would be? I have crap to do. I don't have time to deal with crazy God shit.

[She frowns, a hand resting on her hip before making a face.]

Oh, c'mon! This is getting frickin' old already! One of you assfaces need to send me back. And by assfaces, I mean Gods.

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[unrestrained]

He could've tried putting it into a poem. [Which sounds by-far worse if you ask him.] Just for an idea, Gods don't really care about our personal lives.

[suckmykiss]

Or he could have, oh... I don't know, let a professional do it so it didn't end up looking like something that should hang on a fridge?

[This looks she's giving him basically says: whatever kid.]

I pretty much got that one, considering they just brought us here without asking. Crazy as that sounds, it kinda clued me in.

[unrestrained]

Maybe he thinks he is a professional. Or he drew it for Odin's fridge.

[It's okay he seems pretty non-plussed.]

Sure. So is that why you think they're going to answer your return home demands?

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[5thchild]

I'm sorry, but I don't think they will listen.

Many desire to return, yet they are still here.

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[suckmykiss]

Asshats don't normally listen to those they think of as inferior, so can't say I'm really surprised.

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[5thchild]

It's a difficult situation for most, I understand.

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[reaction]

Or what? [ It's a simple question. Also -- unlike the newcomer he doesn't have crap to do. He's got all the time in the world to be amused here. ]

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[suckmykiss]

Or... [Dammit, that's a real good question.] It doesn't matter, they can't just snatch people and expect them to be okay with the crap explanation they try feeding us.

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[reaction]

Oh, I think they very much can and I doubt they're concerned about us being okay with it. [ He gives her a slight pout. ]

Don't worry. Some of us are lucky enough to get kicked out and some of us are unlucky enough to get thrown back in. Like yours truly. [ It sucks. ]

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[timaeus_testified]

If you've got that big of a notion about faces on the maids, why not paint them on yourself?

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[suckmykiss]

Why waste my time? They're already there. I'm just saying if so called gods dragged our asses here, couldn't they have given those maids some frickin' faces?

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[highstakesgame]

"Assfaces". That's certainly a novel name for them!

[Don't mind the witchy cackle, that's just Beatrice's lack of refinement showing]

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[suckmykiss]

[No worries, Bo has no refinement. Not one bit.]

Oh, I can think of some other things to be calling them.

[necrowmantic]

Aw, I thought it was cute! And sometimes kids show up, it's nice to have a summary that's not too... technical.

And the maids are pretty great, right? Wish I could mutate my face around like that!

[suckmykiss]

If they were going for the whole cute thing, the should have included rainbows and unicorns. So far, not seeing either.

Uh great if you find creepy cute.

[forgetyourusedtobe]

I'm really not sure calling them assfaces is going to inspire them to give you a hand.

[suckmykiss]

Didn't figure it would, but what else are they gonna do? Smite me?

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[samantha_grey]

[Hey, look, Bo! It's someone with horns looking at you in a bored sort of way, scratching the back of her head with a claw.]

No, actually Loki's just being a dick. But, I'm betting you figured that out already. Don't expect the assfaces to listen to that request though. It's not something they ever do. Been a long time since I remember shouting about it myself.

[She chuckled.]

Welcome to the war.

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[suckmykiss]

[And yet, not the craziest or worst thing she's seen. She's seen Gorgons, Kappas, Frost Giants, Harpies, Frost Giants, Cyclops, Furies. Sam, you aren't so weird.]

Yeah, I'm thinking they're all dicks.

[She shrugs.]

Not really planning on getting involved in crazy God shit.

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[predators]

We all have crap to do. Doesn't change anything.

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[suckmykiss]

You want a badge or something for being part of the crap to do club?

[scarygirl]

Three would be a more accurate estimate, for any Loki.

[suckmykiss]

I was trying to be optimistic.

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[comeonthensexy]

Whenever you get back home you'll be right back to where you left off, so don't worry about that. And the maids can't help it, nor the gods. Grey sickness.

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[suckmykiss]

They think freezing time back home is going to make me want to fight for them? Yeah, no. Still not caring about their crap.