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[It's a day after the explosion of Spring and superpower exhibition, and Pyro's just sitting in -

- well, it's a new room. Bigger, more homey than the dorm-style rooms of the God Houses, and his candle number appears to have doubled to compensate. The light is still flickering and uneven, but it's much brighter than it was during his broadcasts from Baldr. Anyhow, those who were there to hear him rant and rave about Freya being spared and Freyr being saved might think he's appeared to shit all over that party, but he's staying quiet on that front for now. (Who knows how many psycho kids one of them might have, after all.)]

Since we're so big on Democracy here, thought I'd put something up to a vote.

Instead of random surges in our powers that have nothing to do with anything, how about the gods put their heads together and see if they can gather up enough strength to make the powers work outside the city? Y'know, where most people are actually being attacked and either dying or coming close to it?

It's just a thought.

[He's still sore about his near-death experience during the weapons expedition, but no one needs to know that! There was the big freakout about the blonde girl not coming back for so long, after all; this could all be about her.

If you don't know Pyro at all, anyway.]

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[Alright, this kid is kind of amusing. His lips are twitching in spite of himself.]

Yeah, definite frown. Why the secrecy? You scared of her or after her, or both?

Before assuming I am after Leah of Hel please answer my question.

[Loki smiles brightly but frankly, the question if he is after her kind of surprised him there.]

She is quite good at burying her great elbow in my stomach. I am quite fond of keeping my stomach in one piece.

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Mutants exist. Humans hate them. Humans attack. Mutants fight back. Other group of mutants stops them because peace is the only way even when you're under attack, and we're back at stalemate. Clear enough?

[And now he's definitely smirking.]

So you're scared of her.

Such doom and gloom.

Which side are you on? I take it you are a mutant, yes?

[Loki cocks his head and finally moves to pull his knees up while talking through video.]

I am not scared of her. Leah is my bff. There is no reason for me to be scared of my best friend in a forever kind of way.

Yeah, I'm a mutant. And I'm on the side that wants to fight for our right to exist. The right side.

[His hackles drop as quickly as they went up, and he looks more incredulous than amused.]

You - actually call her your BFF.

[Loki sympathizes with that and nods slowly.]

There is nothing wrong with fighting to exist.

Aye.

[He thinks that's perfectly allright.]

I actually call her my bff. She is my best friend, best friend forever.

[He considers that for a second.]

Alright, you're young enough to get away with best friend, but leave bff for the girls.

Is it a girly phrase? Ah!

Ah!

I should rename it to 'cool awesome friends', yes?

"Cool awesome..."

[He can't even. Just can't.]

If that's the best you can do, stick with bff. Just expect people to laugh at you.

Allow me to amuse you with witty phrases hailing from the world of online!

Challenge accepted!

[He pauses and taps his chin for a moment...]

By the way...are the first one who thinks bff is a laughable phrase. Perhaps it is not me who you should blame, but your sense of humor.

My sense of humour is fine, man. I'm just the only honest one you've used it around so far.

The world of - the internet, you mean? So what, next it's gonna be cat macros?

You are familiar with witty cat pictures?

[Excitement!]

I would like to point out that this cat has failed to devour the cheese that is on top of his head. Thus 'fail'

[He just stares in utter disbelief. First at the picture, then at Loki.]

It's like talking to someone's dad who really, really wants to be cool. How the hell are you so lame?

Lame? I am not lame.

[Loki frowns and pouts briefly. After that he crosses his arms and sighs.]

And what makes you the authority on what is lame and what is cool? Because you are most uncool.

You explained a joke. An obvious joke. That's pretty much universally considered the lamest thing someone could do, except maybe making ice roses for new girls with your cryokinesis.

[Sorry, Bobby. Those kind of digs are just obligatory.]

Making ice roses with cryokinesis is most uncool. Especially if you would give said rose to a hot girl.

[Loki shakes his head.]

The lamest thing one could do is pointing out to someone how they explained a most obvious joke. I know this for one hundred percent.

Oh my god, now you're making element jokes. We don't do the jokes about our powers, man. Why do I keep having to explain this?

Well, for starters, you have not explained this to me yet. Therefore I have not been able to foresee the taboo of making jokes about powers.

Second of all...I have no powers at all, you see? Besides the power to be exceptionally witty and charming.

[...]

[And his mouth closes. What can he even say?]

You keep on believing that, kid.

[Loki cocks his head to the left.]

You are being most vague. Please provide me a clear answer.

And yes, I will keep on believing your vague remark.

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