#001 [Video]

[2cool4guardian]

[Hello, Asgard. Look who is finally making his first post to the network? Jack is sitting on a roof and enjoying a blue popsicle. It seems their little trip to the cold lands wasn't enough ice for him.]

Moral of the story: 'frost giants' aren't as cool as they sound.

[...it's a joke, ok, don't judge him much. He needs to deal somehow with the fact the trip pretty much sucked. Jokes are also his way of trying to break the ice see what I did. Answering to people's silly thoughts? No problem. Starting conversation by his own? That's gonna need more practice.]

Someone mentioned weapons when I arrived, and how I should I ask the network about it. Maybe you do have an idea of what to do about--

[He uses telekinesis to make the two halves of a shepherd crook float next to him.]

--this. Because without my original powers, my staff is now just... a piece of wood, I guess.

[Brilliant deduction, Jack. All these changes are sure bothering you, huh?]

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[2cool4guardian]

It has a way of depowering everything.

[Jack puts an "are you freaking kidding me" face.]

If it was, I wouldn't be here to tell the story in the first place.

[getinthechariot]

Oh? It sounds like you have an interesting story to tell already!

[2cool4guardian]

It's not that interesting. We went, we kinda conquered, a frost giant gave me a free flight, we came back, and the gods finished the rest.

[It probably is interesting after all, but definitely not from Jack's point of view.]

[getinthechariot]

Another conqueror, eh?

I hope you don't have your sights set on Asgard, then!

[2cool4guardian]

A conque- what? No! It was an expression! I only joint them to see the cold lands. Zero interest in conquering anything.

[getinthechariot]

That's good to hear! If you were also set on conquering this land, we would have to become enemies!

[2cool4guardian]

Youuuu... want to conquer this land? [Whut.]

[getinthechariot]

Of course I do! Why would I not? I have already laid eyes on it, after all!

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack doesn't know if he's in front of a dangerous man or just one with a big mouth. Maybe both? For now he'll just play along.]

Good luck with getting it from the gods' fingers, I guess.

[getinthechariot]

My thanks! And my luck has not deserted me thus far!

[Except for that whole "getting killed by the King of Heroes" thing, but that barely counts, does it?]