#001 [Video]

[2cool4guardian]

[Hello, Asgard. Look who is finally making his first post to the network? Jack is sitting on a roof and enjoying a blue popsicle. It seems their little trip to the cold lands wasn't enough ice for him.]

Moral of the story: 'frost giants' aren't as cool as they sound.

[...it's a joke, ok, don't judge him much. He needs to deal somehow with the fact the trip pretty much sucked. Jokes are also his way of trying to break the ice see what I did. Answering to people's silly thoughts? No problem. Starting conversation by his own? That's gonna need more practice.]

Someone mentioned weapons when I arrived, and how I should I ask the network about it. Maybe you do have an idea of what to do about--

[He uses telekinesis to make the two halves of a shepherd crook float next to him.]

--this. Because without my original powers, my staff is now just... a piece of wood, I guess.

[Brilliant deduction, Jack. All these changes are sure bothering you, huh?]

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[2cool4guardian]

What could've possibly given you that idea?

[He sighs, then talks with lots of frustration.]

My body is different, my powers weak, I-- ...I don't know why I'm telling you this.

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[scarygirl]

Presumably because I asked, and evidently it is something you want to talk about. And I too would like my magic back very much.

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[2cool4guardian]

Welcome to the club. What powers did you have? [Avoiding the other topic? Him? NEVER.]

video; sorry I'm late, computer problems that refused to stay fixed

[scarygirl]

I am the handmaiden of Hela, Queen of the Dead for an Asgard far superior than this one. So I suppose it is easiest to say, whatever power one might need to attend the dead, that is what I could do. But if I'd kept it, I could have sent anyone anywhere I could think to reach, in space and eventually, I think, in time, and that might have spoiled everything,

[If she sounds just a trace bitter, and more than a little sarcastic, that's because she is.]

video; don't worry!

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack whistles. Welp, that was a hell of an answer. And he can't blame her for being bitter, when he is the same. Funny thing, "attendant of the dead". Guess who is technically dead after all, ahahaha... haha... ha...]

So you could've sent us all home? Yeeeeah, I can see why the gods don't want you to keep that. At least you're easier on the eyes than a skeleton.