#001 [Video]

[2cool4guardian]

[Hello, Asgard. Look who is finally making his first post to the network? Jack is sitting on a roof and enjoying a blue popsicle. It seems their little trip to the cold lands wasn't enough ice for him.]

Moral of the story: 'frost giants' aren't as cool as they sound.

[...it's a joke, ok, don't judge him much. He needs to deal somehow with the fact the trip pretty much sucked. Jokes are also his way of trying to break the ice see what I did. Answering to people's silly thoughts? No problem. Starting conversation by his own? That's gonna need more practice.]

Someone mentioned weapons when I arrived, and how I should I ask the network about it. Maybe you do have an idea of what to do about--

[He uses telekinesis to make the two halves of a shepherd crook float next to him.]

--this. Because without my original powers, my staff is now just... a piece of wood, I guess.

[Brilliant deduction, Jack. All these changes are sure bothering you, huh?]

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[wasthemaster]

[The problem with Draco is that he fancies himself to be a businessman. He refuses to let potential customers slip out.]

However. If we feel that it's a case that's worth investigating, we're willing to work without charge to see how well we can translate material properties into a proper potion. It really depends on how you sell yourself and your needs.

[2cool4guardian]

[Jack is starting to notice that. He chuckles.]

You sound like the witch version of a suit guy from Wall Street. I need my staff fixed, I don't know what else you want me to tell you.

[wasthemaster]

What the hell is Wall Street?

[2cool4guardian]

...a street in New York. Know what New York is? Your accent sounds familiar, but sometimes it's hard to tell with the Asgard speaking going on.

[wasthemaster]

[Give him a second to think.]

No. I think I've heard of it since I've been here, but I've never seen it before. America, right?

[2cool4guardian]

Yup. North-east of the USA. Wall Street is where the whole stock business happens so it's full of really boring adults. Where are you from anyway? [If Draco is from Earth how his accent made Jack think, it's weird he's never heard of NY.]

[wasthemaster]

England. [And the amused tone in his voice should be enough to tell Jack just what he thinks. Clearly Europe's superior.] Not entirely sure we have something like Wall Street.

[2cool4guardian]

[Yeah, Jack recognizes that tone. He's heard it a lot of times, how many Europeans feel towards the "new world". He doesn't care, honestly, but he's so proud that he was right about the accent after all.]

I don't think so either, but it's not like London needs to be more... cityish. [That's totally a word, shut up.] And we can't let all that rain ruins those suits, you know.

[Oh hey, rain jokes, those never get old, right?]

[wasthemaster]

Muggle London's far too cityish. That I can agree with. But it doesn't rain as much as you might think.

[2cool4guardian]

Well, it doesn't rain when I'm around, so I'll take your word for that one. But what's a "muggle"?

[wasthemaster]

Non-magical. I suppose another way to describe it would be a normal human being without any sort of magical ability.

[2cool4guardian]

Huh. Never heard that one before. [Jack is looking at Draco now with a whole new type of curiosity.] So that makes you...?

[wasthemaster]

A wizard. Don't tell me you've never heard of those before.

[2cool4guardian]

Yeeeeah no I've heard plenty of you guys. The witches especially. In fact, I think I have enough info for another century or two, thank you.

[wasthemaster]

Problem with our kind?

[2cool4guardian]

[He shrugs.] Not my fault witches don't have a sense of humor.

[Read: he's pissed off 90% of mythical beings in the world. Oops.]