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[necrowmantic]

[The voice that comes on is light and cheerful and opens with a laugh.]

Hey hey- quick question guys. So I've talked to a few people over the past couple weeks, and I'm getting the idea that a lot of you aren't too keen on the whole 'murdering your fellow man' thing. Which totally surprises me, since I thought we were pulled here to murder things! Or fight a war, I guess.

So this is a little informal poll!

Uh- how many of you have killed someone before? Of your own species, or close enough! Cold blood, warm blood, lots of blood- method or reason don't really matter.

If you want to give details, that'd be awesome.

--I guess I should start, though, huh? I've killed loads of people. Like a lot! [More laughter.] Buuut my world's had at least two wars just in my lifetime, so there's never been any shortage of targets, nya ha ha!

Okay, your turn!

Comments

[averagemedium]

Nah, he's fae-- shapeshifts, eats people, that kind of business. Bet he'd have a bunch of stories about it too.

And honestly, I didn't even think of trying it out on something like bugs. [Just a little sheepish.] It's a good suggestion though, I might try that too if you're not around sometime.

[necrowmantic]

That's even better! Hey, what do humans taste like? He told you, right?

Hee! One way or another we'll get you trained up~

[averagemedium]

All I ever got out of him on that one was "you probably don't want to know", sorry. Offered to cook for me a few times but it's... reaaaaally not my thing.

Just let me know when you're good for stuff, yeah? I don't have a job here or anything, I'm pretty open.

[necrowmantic]

Aww... you should've tried it! I heard we taste a lot like pork. Smell like it too, when we're on fire~

I'm game pretty much whenever! Don't have a job either, apart from waiting to meet all the bad guys.

[averagemedium]

I'm gonna take your word on that one, figure it's, um. A pretty accurate opinion.

[Just QUICKLY MOVING ON so he doesn't think about that too much.]

Maybe in a day or two then? I'm going to try to find out more about it in the meantime, so I'm not going into this blind.

[necrowmantic]

[He just laughs, unaware that there was anything remotely unpleasant in the discussion.]

No prob! Just lemme know, and I'll be there! Or you'll be here, whichever!

[averagemedium]

It's a deal then. I'll give you a ping when I think I'm set and we can figure it out from there, yeah?

And, um. ...Thanks.