text. backdated to day 268/may 21st.

[expy]

[Are you ready for some vaguely coherent text on the network, Asgard? Because that's exactly what's going to be popping up mid-afternoon on day 268. Looks like someone is a little too drunk. Or, maybe bleeding all over the floor. Regardless, they're going to take the time to type up the following, eloquent post:]

nee da docotr
or a heler
wjoever the fuck come sfirst

[And, added less than 30 seconds later:]

alos aa mop

[WHEN BRINGING "WHATEVER WAS ON YOUR PERSON AT THE TIME" GOES BAD: THE CHRONICLES.]

Comments

voice;

[timesnewroman]

I'm a nurse--and a healer, and--well, I can't provide a mop, but where are you?

Voice Threadjack!

[samantha_grey]

I'll bring the mop. She lives in Baldr house, assuming she's home.

[No, she actually doesn't anymore, but Sam doesn't know this.]

voice;

[timesnewroman]

Well, she may live there, but apparently that isn't where she is right now.

Re: voice;

[samantha_grey]

Something's wrong. She's actually in Hel, and I don't know why...

voice;

[timesnewroman]

Is it out of the ordinary for her to be there?

Re: voice;

[samantha_grey]

... she's not supposed to live in Hel house. We're not supposed to change houses. It worries me that she's there and not Baldr. She's my friend, and ...

I don't like the idea that she switched that direction.

voice;

[timesnewroman]

[ Rory pauses for a moment. That does sound like a terrible situation to be placed into. He's only heard of a few people who have completely changed houses, and he can't imagine just watching someone completely shift like that. ]

I'm sorry. I can't help with that, but I'll definitely do what I can for her.

Re: voice;

[samantha_grey]

[It's less the shift, so much as it is the Baldr to Hel shift. It concerns her a lot.]

Don't worry too much about it. Just get her patched up, alright?

text;

[expy]

hel
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ake it snappy

voice;

[timesnewroman]

Right. I'm on my way, then.

[ And should you hold any interest in turning this into an action thread, Rory will indeed literally rush right there. Bless his soul. ]

Video - Private

[samantha_grey]

Dude, seriously! Where the hell have you been?

[She looks downright pissed off. There's been a couple people missing lately.]

I'll let the bum patch you up, but I'm still bringing poultices. Where the hell were you, Eve?

permavoice!

[expy]

Shuuuuut up! You're so fucking loud, I--fuck. [KIND OF SUCKING IN A BREATH NOW. Let it be known her voice is both slurred and strained at the moment, like she's, uh. Losing some nice amount of blood right there. Yeah.]

Why do you give a shit about where I've-- [clearing her throat.] --I've been?

Permavideo of confusion!

[samantha_grey]

Because you're my damned friend, Eve! Christ, I've already lost a few. So help me god, I was worried about you.

And what do you mean Hel? That's Kaz's turf, not yours.

[She's bringing the mop at least!]

[expy]

Ugh--friend. Right. [Pretty much sounded like she forgot all about that. Remembering details is a little hard when you've been home for more than a year, man.]

Who?

[samantha_grey]

[Something she hadn't realized just yet. At least she hadn't completely forgotten her.]

Yes, friend. Right. Kaz. Ugly, spider-demon son of a bitch. Hel's creepy central for all the death-obsessed bastards like me, not miss perfect you.

[expy]

[Just...going to stay silent for all of three seconds, before proceeding to laugh. And laugh. And then cough violently.

What did she find funny, exactly? SHE'S NOT SAYING ANYTHING.]

[samantha_grey]

... what the hell did you do to yourself?

I'm bringing extra poultices, just in case. Try not to laugh yourself into a coma girl.

[Oi. Seriously, you are such a basket case sometimes. At least you're asking for help for once. That's an improvement, right?]

[expy]

I didn't-- [COUGHING AGAIN and taking the deepest breath in all of eternity.] Shit-- I didn't do anything to myself.

[samantha_grey]

...

I'll be there soon. You don't sound good. Try not to overdo it, alright?

[expy]

Yeah, yeah. [Not even in the mood to be insulting.]

Action - Assume after Rory patches her up some?

[samantha_grey]

[Samantha made her way back to the familiar halls of Hel house, pushing open the doors and glaring around the entry hall to see where Eve was. On the upside, the change meant she could visit and didn't have to bolt right after.

On the downside, she wouldn't like the implications.]