Text

[tipsygnostalgia]

ok so yeah
surprise visit back to LOSAC sure was a thing that happened
that stands 4 land of sburb and candy btw
thanks to that place and this one pretty sure ive gone off candy for the rest of foreverz
going 2 get nightmares about love hearts + lollipops i can tell already
:(

i hope someone fed my cats
so not in the mood to go home and get claw mangled by frigglish

[This message is oddly short for Roxy, but she's returning from her canon update!]

Comments

[wasthemaster]

What the hell is it about candy that screams "please use me for impending doom and to terrorize people"?

[tipsygnostalgia]

they lure you in with its bright colors and sweet tastes then BAM
before u know it its too late and ur done for

[wasthemaster]

Accurate enough. Everything all right, Lalonde?

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < roxy!!
:33 < im sorry i didnt know you were gone :OO

[tipsygnostalgia]

its ok this place seems 2 have a habit of sending people away unannounced like that
i think i was only gone for 2 days or something this time round
more importantly tho how is my fave cutie kitty troll
:3 :3

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < im okay!!
:33 < my lusus is here now :DD!!

[bowdown]

where ya been gurl

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh no

[Reeeeeally did not want to deal with you again right now D:]

jsyk
ignoring my cries 4 help when im being hunted by people cracked out to the max on candy was overly cruel

[bowdown]

told ya
you made your cocoon
shouldave listen to da queen but nope

[biifurcatiion]

do ii even want two know what happen2 now.

[tipsygnostalgia]

remember those spoilers i had which i was telling u about before
mostly that with some extra crap thrown in

[Text]

[fishdouche]

ROX
i thought youd fuckin left me you jerk

[Text]

[tipsygnostalgia]

i tried so hard
and got so far
but in the end this place just keeps draggin me back

lol whats up what did i miss

[holyfight]

It was a land of candy?
That sounds fun, though!
Why was it bad?

[tipsygnostalgia]

no it was
well
remember when that candy was fallin from the sky and made people do weird stuff
it was sort of like that except x100 worse
:C

Text

[samantha_grey]

You definitely like taking those trips home on a regular basis, don't you? Good to have you back, either way. Things've been surprisingly calm around here, all things considered.

Don't know about your cats though.

Text

[tipsygnostalgia]

heres hopin third times the charm and thats it for me
kind of getting bored of this whole gig but the boss just wont let me quit

text

[not_a_troll]

LOSAC = land of sburb and candy. Duly noted, stranger.

'The More You Know' is a fitting phrase for this situation, yes? Yes.

PS: What is a sburb? I am most sure sburb is not a candy.

text

[tipsygnostalgia]

yes this is totes a the more u know moment
sburbs a game but not just a regular old game like what youre probably thinkin of right now
its a game where you get transported inside it and play!

text

[barfbreath_turdsmirk]

Its good to know youre back rolal. I was plotting a trek out to see you sometime soon but i can hold off on that till youre over the headache i assume you also gained as a leaving present from that cockamaime place.

text

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh hey jake
lol u got that right a trip back to sburb sure does give you a headache
its not so bad tho
you can come over tho if you wantto talk about stuff

[Voice]

[timaeus_testified]

[He's in the middle of writing rune arrays out to test when this pops up.] I'm pretty sure someone fed your cats. I see you've caught up enough to be avoiding sweets and candy for the rest of your life.

[Voice]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah uh..

[Boy this is awkward.]

Hi.

straggles in super late

[feathery]

i guess the pta was onto something when they stressed not accepting candy from strangers

/even later

[tipsygnostalgia]

youve got no idea
unless its a super hot stranger if anyone offers it 2 u just say no ok