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006 ♒ Accidental Video

FEF! COME THE FUCK BACK HERE THIS FUCKIN' INSTANT! I NEEEEEED YOOOOOU!!

[A shaky video shows the seatroll frantically running through the park, cape and scarf streaming behind him, quite majestically (he would think later). But right now, he isn't even pondering why for some unfathomable reason he is desperately chasing a duck through a field in the park. A duck he has named Feferi. A duck that he cannot possibly live without and didn't know that couldn't live without until this very moment. But why won't she love him back?! She's so fuckin' fickle!

Maybe he made a mistake naming her after his ex-best friend. A girl who quite literally wants him dead in the worst way.]

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... Eridan? What are you doing?

[Is he just outside? She's pretty sure she recognizes that tree he just barreled past.]

[Eridan is clearly out of breath, panting as he tries to answer.]

I havve to catch'her, Eur! I havve to! You wwouldn't understand!

Catch who? What are you talking about?

Fef! I got to catch her! I just... I need to havve her.

[He's beginning to realize just how much sense this doesn't make.]

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Why are you yelling?! Don't yell at the animals, of course they'll run away.

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[Eridan looks entirely exhausted but proud of himself. He's struggling to hold a small brown duck close to his chest.]

She's mine. An' she wwas tryin' to run awway.

I'll just havve to put her in a cage. It's for her owwn fuckin' good.

[Yes, Eridan. That makes so much sense.]

[...what is this even...]

Why do you even have a duck...

Wwhy do you wwant to knoww? Are you goin' to try an' take her from me?!

[He hisses menacingly, tucking the duck tighter inside of his cape.]

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[ Oh She's heard about this!! ]

Pffft........

[Panting, Eridan growls at the teenager.]

Wwhat the fuck you laughin' at, human?! This isn't a jovvial fuckin' matter!

Sorry, sorry.

Maybe you could bait it back with whatever ducks eat?

... Wwhat do quackbeasts eat exactly?

[He hasn't thought it out that far.]

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video; Don't worry!

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wtf you doin

[Pardon his panting and the fact that the video is still shaking as he attempts to chase down the feathered beast.]

N-nothin'... I just got--got to catch her, Fef, your Imperiousness.

[ fine, have video, she doesn't care. ]

Did'ja got yo ass cursed 'n ya wanna cling to the dumb beast now?

[He's not exactly known for his grace. Or being able to multitask. So, video it has to be.]

She's not fuckin' dumb! She's Fef! An' I just--I don't fuckin' knoww. I need her!

[He mumbles out his next words in a rush.]

Shemakesmefeelsafe.

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Please... don't tell me you got a duck and named it Feferi...

[She... is going to kick your ass.]

[Eridan quickly stuffs a feathery head inside of his balled up cloak.]

Fine, I wwon't tell you that I got a duck an' that her name's Fef.

Fine. I won't tell you that your kismesis is going to find you and pound the stuffing out of you so she can feed it to "Feferi."

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I didn't think it wath pothhible I could be more dithguthted by you.

No one fuckin' asked your opinion, you freak a' nature!

[She's his duck, Sol. You can't have her.]

Thayth the guy, chathing a flapbeatht he named after the girl he murdered!

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It saddens me you have lost your Fef, Similar Being To Equius of the Black and Blue.

... Thanks! No one else fuckin' understands wwhat it's like.

[He breathes a sigh of relief.]

Howw do you think I can catch'er?

Do not fret, I understand.

[Loki nods and he is not even lying. It can be rather worrisome to have lost something you wish to keep.]

It depends on where she is. Hmmm...let us begin about narrowing down locations. What is her favorite location?

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