tongue3y3s: @andrewhussie (now what?!)
terezi pyrope ([personal profile] tongue3y3s) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-04-27 03:22 pm

thr33 • [action + video]

[action; open to ash, kieran, and anyone else who might have reason to show up at tz's hive.]

[An egg shows up in her block. Okay. Eggs were showing up everywhere, right? She must have missed it. And then Terezi gets closer, and then Terezi smells it properly, and then Terezi promptly loses her shit.

So, a miniaturized version of her lusus just, you know, appeared in her hive and she totally knows what to do about it. (This is a lie. Terezi has no idea what to do.) After around thirty minutes of dancing around it and staring into it and trying to see if her lusus will communicate with her, Terezi manages to drag some semblance of wit together and wraps the egg in her shirt, clutching it to her chest as she makes her way from her block into the common area of her hivesuite.

About two hours later, Terezi has ripped the center out of one of the couch's throw pillows and placed the egg of her lusus in the hollow. The couch suffers a similarly violent fate; she pulls every piece of fabric and cushioning she can find off the couch and the human bed sitting in her block. Some things stay intact, but others are torn as she meticulously arranges them into a thick, soft pile at the base of the skeletal remains of the couch. In the hours following, anyone who might show up would see her, in a shirt and her fantastic rainbow-patterned boxers, curled up asleep with the mangled throw pillow-turned-nest tucked in the cradle of her arm, with her forehead just lightly resting against the surface of the creamy white egg resting in the middle of it.


Some time later, when she's awake and clearer minded, she decides there's no point in keeping it a secret and fumbles with her bracelet, clicking the video feed on.]


Greetings, everyone! [Her mouth twists in thought.] I am aware that many of us noticed the eggs that appeared--seemingly at random!--around the city, and were also aware that there was a collection block in which our findings could be placed. After participating in this strange hide and seek activity myself, I discovered the presence of another egg inside my block. [She pauses for dramatic effect.] While I initially assumed the instances were one in the same, I very quickly discovered that this was an erroneous assumption on my part! [Carefully, Terezi lifts the egg from her lap into the view of the camera.]

Behold: Not a mere egg, but the egg of my lusus! After conferring with others I have determined that this is far from an isolated event. Regardless of my initial misunderstanding I still have reason to believe that the two are related.

To other trolls here, I'd like to know if anyone else found their lusii appearing conveniently soon after engaging in this festive egg search. I am aware that Nepeta and Equius received their lusii, in addition to myself. Additionally, did any items randomly appear in your possession? Can we see if this event can be replicated? If so, it would be useful! If not... [She shrugs, lackadaisical, and plops her eggmom back into her lap. For a moment Terezi looks like she's about to terminate the feed, and then she sucks her teeth and pauses for a second.]

Also... uh. Would anyone happen to have any information on caring for dragon eggs?
chronologistics: ▶▶▮  kinam (no shit sherlock)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-04-29 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? He's awesome. And he probably totally knows way more about egg-sitting than I do.

It hasn't even hatched yet. I'm pretty sure it won't mind not being familiar with the contours of my ass.
chronologistics: ▶▶▮ scratched (shut the fuck up calm the fuck down)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-04-30 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus she, then. She - still - doesn't need to be familiar with the contours of my ass.
chronologistics: ▶▶▮ antibiotical (spacebooze again?)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-04-30 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
chronologistics: ▶▶▮ bulletspam (please dont say get this party started)

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chronologistics: ▶▶▮ sharp_pastels (no)

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[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-04-30 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I'm pretty sure we've gone over this. Thorax...-es... thoraxii?... are not a thing. Jesus, whenever you say it like that I start to think about one of those giant ants from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids except instead of giving tiny minaturized children piggyback rides through grass mazes, he's wearing rad shades while trying not to get some shit soda on his six-armed, hella-awesome suit.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure it's too crowded between my legs, and I'm pretty down with not testing that out for sure, so let's just agree that the egg-sitting-on should be left to someone not me.
chronologistics: ▶▶▮ antibiotical (spin it again)

[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-01 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He's totally just going to keep on rambling.]

Also, what if she hatched when I was there and the first person she saw was me? She's all coming out of this egg squinting at the big wide world and suddenly, whoah, there's this hella rad dude in awesome shades, he must be my mama. I because I'm a dragon, which makes me hella rad, and he's hella rad, so we must be related.

Anyway my point is, it would be a terrible idea all around. Please try again later.
chronologistics: ▶▶▮ embrasses (because youre a douchebag)

[personal profile] chronologistics 2013-05-13 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Terezi, even I know that you are not blind enough to not know that the contours of my ass are so sharp and hard that it can probably cut through frozen baked spaghetti. Probably could have been a model for human Abercrombie and Fitch if they weren't a bunch of hipster tools and I didn't have better things to do.

Besides, that's not even what babysitting means.
Edited 2013-05-13 16:57 (UTC)