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[nukeoleptic]

I think I'm finally homesick. [ Jade doesn't seem particularly torn up or melancholy about this - thoughtful, more than anything. ] What do you guys usually do about it?


[ Then, filtered to: Dirk, Sophie, Davesprite, Dave, Connor, ???, Riku, Aradia, Loki, and Kaworu:

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hey ._.;;

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[feathery]

never tell her about this
ever

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[nukeoleptic]

rose is gone
i will have to be the substitute rose for now
i am the only person qualified to do it
and never tell her about what
us joking about you have a crush on john
or you.... actually? having a crush on john??

sometimes it is a little hard to tell when the kidding stops ._.

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[feathery]

yeah but if this place has its way shell be back
who knows whether thats a good thing or a bad thing
and ok im giving you another chance here
so please say you can tell where the kidding stops when it comes to joking about me having a crush on john
oh my god thats a fucking horrendous thing i never wanted to type

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[nukeoleptic]

relationships are hard and weird, davesprite
after some of the shit i have seen here i am not ever ruling anything out ever again

private;

[feathery]

should i even ask

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[nukeoleptic]

eridan has a girlfriend
do you know eridan?

private;

[feathery]

no
wait
hold on is he the douche who types in purple

private;

[nukeoleptic]

yes
he is in fact the douche who types in purple

private;

[feathery]

aka the asshole who was licking the batter off the witchs boots
so someone actually decided to date that
was she cursed to have awful taste

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[nukeoleptic]

no, i am just trying to say!!
weirder stuff than you being all, um
into johns butt?
has definitely happened here
roxy and i had a big fight over a boy
and we are two usually very level headed young ladies!!
i will discount no possibility

private;

[feathery]

you got into a catfight with my teen mom???
or
dogfight
dog tier vs cat princess

private;

[nukeoleptic]

yes
this is actually really embarrassing
we used to live together before i threw a girl fit and moved out

private;

[feathery]

youve punched both of my ecto rents
i feel like congratulations are in order but ill save that for when rose earns her way onto the list

private;

[nukeoleptic]

wait no!!
roxy is the one who punched me, thank you very much!
it was unrelated to the boy thing though
mostly

private;

[feathery]

i feel like im watching reality tv and i cant look away even as the train speeds closer and closer
and i know its going to crash
but all i can do is keep shoveling coal into its gaping furnace

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[nukeoleptic]

and now you are part of it
doesnt that fill you with joy

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[feathery]

ill have to wait a little longer before i decide whether im filled with joy or not
right now im leaning towards the opposite actually
i swear my feathers are still damp from all that rain
my wings were the sponge and they just kept getting dunked in a bucket of soapy water to scrub up the pavement

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[nukeoleptic]

do you want to borrow my hair dryer?

private;

[feathery]

nah
i just need a nice day and ill hang out on a roof

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[nukeoleptic]

....you distracted me from my original conversation topic here
i am still very sorry!!!

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[feathery]

man
are you trying to set a record for how many times you can apologize to me in so many days
i dont think thatll get you into the guinness book of world records anytime soon

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[nukeoleptic]

i think i have guilt issues :(
rose and i were working on that, too

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[feathery]

well theres not much i can do besides reiterate my point that the waters are calm and im not mad or anything
so i guess all we can do is wait for rose to poke her snooty bookworm nose back into the fold

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[nukeoleptic]

i am not sure you are even capable of anger :p

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[feathery]

thats because i got a responsibility
if i let any rage spill unfiltered itll light this place up like a molotov cocktail in an oil slick