Loki Laufeyson (
not_a_troll) wrote in
asgardeventide2013-03-24 07:52 pm
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02. [Video/Action/anything goes really]
[Loki appears in front of the screen while tapping his chin. He is thinking. After all, he has so much exciting things to announce.]
Direst news, fellow Asgardians and similar individuals! After this great feast of spring, flowers and similar jubilant subjects we must have reduced the amount of areas infected with the grey malady to a minimum, yes? After all, it is as Other Loki tells us, a healthy amount of joy can cure this!
Second of all, I have made an assessment of the refreshments during the feasts. I could not have done this without the kind maiden who told me about a Kinko's. Alas, there is no Kinko's here, please do pay attention to the screen now.
[Loki disappears for a moment and returns with two large pieces of paper. First he holds this one up for at least five minutes because he wants to makes ure you have seen it.]
Besides the poor quality of the pastries with meat I also have a small point of critique...
[Loki holds up a second sign for a obnoxiously long time.]
To conclude this very important message I would like to ask my fellow housemates a small favor. I seem to be in need of an occupation to acquire currency. I am sure some of you can help a fellow Loki out, right? Right!
Direst news, fellow Asgardians and similar individuals! After this great feast of spring, flowers and similar jubilant subjects we must have reduced the amount of areas infected with the grey malady to a minimum, yes? After all, it is as Other Loki tells us, a healthy amount of joy can cure this!
Second of all, I have made an assessment of the refreshments during the feasts. I could not have done this without the kind maiden who told me about a Kinko's. Alas, there is no Kinko's here, please do pay attention to the screen now.
[Loki disappears for a moment and returns with two large pieces of paper. First he holds this one up for at least five minutes because he wants to makes ure you have seen it.]
Besides the poor quality of the pastries with meat I also have a small point of critique...
[Loki holds up a second sign for a obnoxiously long time.]
To conclude this very important message I would like to ask my fellow housemates a small favor. I seem to be in need of an occupation to acquire currency. I am sure some of you can help a fellow Loki out, right? Right!

[video]
Loki is actually quite enthusiastic about this entire idea. His own shop! First steps into entrepreneurship.]
After that we need to acquire a location for our business as well. And yes, oodles of attractive maidens.
[A small pause...]
Rose, you are into this, yes?
[video]
[ Rose is also excited, though she's pretty good at restraining her excited faces. However, she provides a small glimpse of it with a smile. ]
I'm extremely into this. We'll be the best shop in Asgard.
[video]
Aye! To both. First important thing is to devise spells to make the cloning happen since we probably will not be able to get access to Midgardian copying devices, yes?
[He grabs a small piece of paper and starts to scribble on it.]
Still, are these licences mandatory? Aren't licences only mandatory for driving Midgardian vehicles? This information is unbeknownst to me, Rose.
We will! I shall ask Equius of the Black and Blue if he is willing to do business with us. He is already most excited about the advertisements I am going to make for him.
By Odin's beard! I am most excited!