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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[tongue3y3s]

YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T 1 W4S GO1NG TO S4Y >:[

[In which TZ gets her rocks off by acting like a brat. Oops.]

[feathery]

im pretty sure it doesnt matter

[tongue3y3s]

DO YOU F33L COOL B31NG M34N TO 4 BL1ND G1RL, HUH DSPR1T3???

[feathery]

dude if you consider water this tepid enough to constitute a burn all i can say is that you gotta get your ass on back to troll school

[tongue3y3s]

1 D1D NOT S4Y YOUR W34K SPR1T3 BURNS HURT DONT FL4TT3R YOURS3LF >:[
1 HAVE B33N SCHOOLF3D V3RY SUFF1C13NTLY BY TH3 K1NG OF COOL 1 W1LL H4V3 YOU KNOW 4ND H3 1S F4R MOR3 PRO TH4N YOU

[feathery]

[Whoa, fuck. He's a little stunned that hurts. It doesn't dig deep, but. That sure is a thing.]

sweet and now that youve fucking figured that out why dont you go prostrate yourself at his deified cape and ask him to play your shitty games

[tongue3y3s]

[If she did it on purpose, does that make her a bad person? No more than any of the other things she's done, probably.]

WHY 4R3 YOU SO 1NS1ST3NT ON M3 PL4Y1NG MY G4M3 W1TH H1M 1NST34D OF YOU, HUH D4V3SPR1T3 >:?

[feathery]

[It's not like he thinks she's a good person.]

why are you so insistent on playing your game with me instead of real dave

[tongue3y3s]

[Ouch. Oops she almost forgot to care.

She's tempted to be mean. Really, really tempted. But it's almost more interesting to see what he'll do if she isn't.]

YOU 4R3 4 R34L D4V3 YOU STUP1D 4SSHOL3

1/2

[feathery]

[He'd rather she be mean.]

what the fuck

[feathery]

i dont have time for your shit

[He assumes she's fucking with him, because it's not like she cares. So that's it. He shuts off the bracelet.]

[tongue3y3s]

[The next morning all five drawings that Terezi left through the scavenger hunt have been nailed to the front of Davesprite's door.

How did she find out where he lives? Don't ask stupid questions.

Sleep well, Dspry.]

[feathery]

[What the fuck, why. He's less creeped out than he could be, but that's not going to stop him from spending as little time around the hall as possible.]

[tongue3y3s]

[Implying this makes even a tiny bit of difference.

She can smell you, sprite boy.]

[feathery]

[Casually noping in the other direction. Just wait until he figures out how to use his powers to throw her off, because. He will find a way. Somehow.]

[tongue3y3s]

[Too late, oops. Now you've piqued her interest and pissed her off and Terezi has a reputation for fucking with people who interest her longterm. Welcome to being trolled.

You wish you'd just been boring, don't you now?]

[feathery]

[He's a Dave. They're a hot commodity, so he understands. Kind of. Not really.]

[tongue3y3s]

[Aaaaand welcome to the reason why she's bothering you. It's going to be a painful ride.]