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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[integrous]

[ Sorry, Asahi really is dumb enough to try it.. so here she goes. ]

How does this look?

[feathery]

[He is so fucking proud.]

like a fucking crime against the network
holy shit youve almost got me thinkin im reliving the 90s
or well the little of the 90s i remember

[integrous]

WAIT HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRIME I'M JUST USING TEXT!! THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL!

[feathery]

dude this is so completely illegal
nothing this beautiful will ever be allowed free
the interdimensional law enforcement bureau is ready to cuff each letter and pack them off to the nearest museum

[integrous]

HEY LETTERS CAN'T BE ARRESTED! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT?

[ well, considering what kind of font you're using, asahi.. ]

[feathery]

what kind of universe are you from if letters cant be arrested
in my world an estimated 75% of the prison populace is made up of suspiciously jailed typography
the latin alphabet only accounts for a small sample but your font is practically parading around on street corners and flagging down the patrolling fuckers with sassy smirks and winks

[integrous]

.. YOU'VE GOT TO BE LYING.

[feathery]

hell no
this is a super fucking serious issue and only deserves the most austere treatment
in fact im a little goddamn offended youd suggest id lie about something like this
alphabets worldwide have people trying to put them down
the most dangerous crime syndicates known to man are headed by their consecutive letterings
made even more lethal when they join forces to become words
theres not a dictionary around that could define the completely felonious bullshit were droppin hot and fetid right from the mortal coil and into your lap