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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[comeonthensexy]

Oi, what's wrong with ym eyebrows?

[feathery]

i think you mean more like
what eyebrows

[comeonthensexy]

I've got eyebrows!

[feathery]

hahahaha
are you sure
maybe they thought they were gonna get stabbed when your supraorbital ridge popped through your skin
so they flew away into the sun like a shitty pair of furry seagulls

[comeonthensexy]

Of course I'm sure.

[feathery]

i dunno seems pretty dodgy to me

[comeonthensexy]

Well, you're wrong.

[feathery]

nah
youre just boring

[comeonthensexy]

I'm really not.

[feathery]

uh huh
so what makes you not boring in this city the color of an old mans unwashed asshole
besides not matching the decor

[comeonthensexy]

Do you always talk like that?

[feathery]

do you always make such paltry attempts at changing the subject
but whatever
how else am i supposed to talk

[comeonthensexy]

I was too distracted by your language to even get your point.

[feathery]

dumb

[comeonthensexy]

Your language is dumb.

[feathery]

were speaking the same language douchefuck
typing
whatever

[comeonthensexy]

I didn't mean LANGUAGE language I meant word choice.

[feathery]

im allowed some obfuscating stupidity when the conversation devolves into discussion on language mine or otherwise
next youll critique my grammar like some prosaic english teacher and where will we be

[comeonthensexy]

I have more to say about your attitude than your grammar grammar's rubbish.

Okay, not really rubbish, but not that important.

Douchenozzle.

[ Because he doesn't use "fuck". ]

[feathery]

yeah no
theres nothing wrong with my attitude
its fresh as hell and keeps my flow harsh and steady
i mean damn you could fuckin eat it right outta the trash
like oh you accidentally dropped your salad in here? good thing i just switched bags because im not letting anything with leaves this crispy go to waste
theres no need to go around dropping half assed slander like that and calling it a sick burn
sure youre a doctor but sometimes you gotta let things get a little ill before a cure can get prescribed

[comeonthensexy]

Well it's not very nice.

[feathery]

lots of shit isnt

[feathery]

but youll find im actually pretty goddamn magnanimous
its a strider thing

[comeonthensexy]

Right.

We'll see.

[feathery]

maybe
maybe not
probably not in your case with cynicism like that