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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[dumbguy]

[He has no idea what this guy is even saying but rolling with it it is!]

Hope you at least get a hot nurse assisting you for all that effort -

[feathery]

what kind of doctor would i be if i didnt
i am rocking a hot lady nurse on either arm
there are a couple swooning in the background too quick someone get the smelling salts

[dumbguy]

Smelling salts and apple juice, on it.

[feathery]

hell yes
maybe you could nab a cheeseburger on the way too because goddamn when was the last time i had me one of those
anything touched by the alchemiters loving embrace doesnt count
i want this shit ORGANIC

[dumbguy]

Organic cheeseburgers?

Ah man, and you were doing so well.

[feathery]

its organic as long as it hasnt been defiled by a captchalogue card
anything else is gravy

[dumbguy]

Yeah I have no idea what you're saying.

[feathery]

and you were doing so well

[Yes, he did indeed just quote you, Xander.]

do any of the restaurants around here even serve cheeseburgers
i havent seen a single set of golden arches in the dingy landscape so my expectations are admittedly pretty fucking low

[dumbguy]

Haven't really gone to a restaurant yet, so I can't tell you.

[Yeah ok, kudos for that]

[feathery]

oh yeah how long have you been here then

[dumbguy]

Couple days.

[feathery]

oh
well shit
i got seniority by a few more

[dumbguy]

Either you're a fast learner or I gotta question your definition of a 'few'.

[feathery]

i got the lowdown first day i showed up
ive been here for about five now

[dumbguy]

Five days?

[feathery]

yep

[dumbguy]

Well you don't waste any time, I'll give you that. I'm Xander, by the way. You got a name?

[feathery]

dave
or well
davesprite
eithers cool

[dumbguy]

I'll stick with Dave.

[feathery]

[...He is hilariously not sure how he feels about that.]

ok cool
also congratulations on having a sense of humor
thats apparently an accomplishment around here

[dumbguy]

Yeah, I'm getting that. We're a dying breed around here.

[feathery]

yeah we were already borderline legendary to start but theres not a preservation attempt in sight
its like they want us to solo it out as the final boss