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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[feathery]

what the difference between you and her and whos the princess
also whos more interesting
because im pretty sure you just heavily implied jade is boring with that statement

[wasthemaster]

The difference between Jade and I? There's an entire list of differences, do you really want me to list them? ...and I'm also not answering those questions. For all we know she's reading this entire conversation.

She's far from boring though.

[feathery]

[Davesprite is honestly really hoping she isn't reading this after his awkward rambling.]

oh no you dont get to back out now on any of those accounts
when you ask vague questions sometimes those questions come full circle
and its time to answer them
but if youre so worried about jade reading something you write go ahead and privitize that shit its not like it makes a rats ass of a difference to me

[nukeoleptic]

noooo
dont make it private
that is cheating D:

[nukeoleptic]

in my defense i am only spying to make sure you two get along this time!!!

[feathery]

oh my fucking god

[feathery]

i mean
shit
jesus jade when did you turn into a creeper

[Never mind he does the same thing...]

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god it is totally not creepy
i was part of this conversation like half an hour ago
and you two are talking about me!!!!

[feathery]

youre spying on us because you think were going to start fighting like a pair of first graders

[nukeoleptic]

you are not wrong

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[feathery]

what if i promise to come to you if we start fighting
i will tattle like the teachers pet you want me to peep

[feathery]

[...]

fuck i mean the teachers pet you want me to BE

[nukeoleptic]

pffft hahahahah davesprite
you havent done that in a long time

[nukeoleptic]

(its okay, a customer brought a cat into the store yesterday
i didnt even realize i was growling at it every time i passed her table until she tried to file a "formal complaint" with orihime .____.
we ended up giving her like ten desserts for free......)

[feathery]

i got tailed by a cat the other day
its like it couldnt fucking believe it was seeing a bird with such a plush rump
i yanked its tail i couldnt help it
the crow in me was just raring to unleash my pranksters gambit even though john might rupture something if he found out i was encroaching on sacred egbertian territory
i was the kid with a hand in the cookie jar of pranks but got away clean

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[wasthemaster]

[Well. Now that he knows she is...yes he's locking that shit.]

Just because the questions come back full circle doesn't mean I have to answer in full circle.
The difference between Jade Harley and I are how we think about each other and how we view people. Jade likes people, I have a tendency to think people are quite useless. [It's a semblance of an answer, at least.]

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[feathery]

[Jade Harley is always watching you.]

man whatever thats just an excuse to be a dodgy fuck for no reason
at least handle that shit with more style
im not really getting why youre putting something like this on lockdown though
i mean hell if youre admitting it to me its obviously not a big secret

locked text;

[wasthemaster]

It gets complicated and besides. You are her ex-boyfriend. I'm saving my style for later.

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[feathery]

i see how it is
ive just been reduced to jades ex commodity like a shitty subpar feather boa

locked text;

[feathery]

wait
why would that complicate shit anyway
like christ that happened ages ago

locked text;

[wasthemaster]

I wouldn't say so much a subpar boa as I would a feather coat. Besides, if I found you to be anything less than interesting this conversation would have ended ages ago.

...it just does. Believe me, that's always a complication when it comes to Jade.

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[feathery]

what a flatterer im practically swooning over here
and youre making it sound like she collects ex boyfriends
like oh man shes got a couple over here she wants to trade in
what can she get at the prize counter for a secondhand feather coat

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[wasthemaster]

Are you always this self-deprecating, or am I just a special case?

[nukeoleptic]

(you are right
i am reading it >_>;;;;)

[wasthemaster]

(Get out and go home. :|)