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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
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am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[feathery]

what
there is absolutely no surrendering happening here
but i aint no kept crow eager to go falling down your trash bins
just how bored do you even have to be just to do something like that

[tongue3y3s]

1T W4S 3XTR3M3LY S4T1SFY1NG
4BOUT 4S S4T1SFY1NG 4S D3F34T1NG YOU T4ST3S...
UNL3SS OF COURS3 YOU W1LL 4CC3PT MY CH4LL3NG3 >;] 4ND R3TURN TH3 S1CK 4RT1ST1C SK1LLS 1 KNOW YOU 4R3 C4P4BL3 OF!!

[feathery]

its not defeat if the challenge sucked in the first place
and this blows worse than an f5 tornado
i dunno im starting to wonder if youre worthy of my sick artistic skills
the sign that just flew by on its way from kansas to oz points to no

[tongue3y3s]

TH3 T34RS YOU 4R3 DROWN1NG 1N SM3LL D3L1CIOUS D4V3SPR1T3

[feathery]

this is the most fucking inaccurate thing ive ever seen
do i seem like the kind of guy who says w3h or spends my time standing around in enough salt water to kill a man
my shits too hot for the water to last that long it just goes sizzling away up into the atmosphere
in fact im pretty fucking sure you have me confused with someone else which is only slightly more understandable than usual since youre blind
it usually isnt understandable at all fyi
i expect commitment to my characterization terezi and this just isnt it

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[tongue3y3s]

>:[

[2/2]

[tongue3y3s]

1 H4V3 T4K3N YOUR CR1T1C1SMS 1NTO CONS1D3R4T1ON 4ND H4V3 M4D3 TH3 4PPROPR1T3 3D1TS
YOUR R1V3R OF F34TH3RY 34RTH CLUCKB34ST T34RS 1S NOW S1ZZL1NG 4W4Y TO NOTH1NG!!! >:'O

[feathery]

ahahahahaha
ok yeah thats pretty fucking legit
the department of proper representation for feathery assholes will take this as penance so consider yourself fortunate
no charges will be pressed

[tongue3y3s]

H3H3H3H3 >:D
DO3S TH1S M3AN YOU W1LL PL4Y MY FUN G4M3 DSPR1T3
1 4SSUR3 TH4T YOU W1LL NOT B3 D1SS4PO1NT3D

[feathery]

[Goddammit.]

maybe later
besides shouldnt you have dave lined up for interrogation instead

/how long i have been waiting to use this icon

[tongue3y3s]

[To his credit, Davesprite is right to be wary of Terezi. She takes note of his prissy comments and filters them away for processing, disguising her inane shenanigans as nothing more than. He tries to make it hard for her, but as she's said before: the more people try to hide, the more they end up revealing!]

S1LLY DSPR1T3
1 W1LL M4K3 D4V3 4 COOL G4M3 OF H1S OWN--TH1S ON3 1S FOR YOU!!! >;]
YOUR D3L1C1OUS F34TH3RY S3LF 1S F4R TOO G3N3ROUS, TRY1NG TO SH4R3 TH3 FUN W1TH 3V3RYON3 3LS3

it's so accurate tho

[feathery]

yeah im a bona fide saint been canonized to hell and back here
but im still not playing your shitty game
even my generosity has its limits

she luhs you dsprite and by loves i mean she wants to pick your brain apart

[tongue3y3s]

HOW DO YOU KNOW 1TS 4 SH1TTY G4M3 1F YOU H4V3NT 3V3N G1V3N 1T 4 CH4NC3, HUH D4V3SPR1T3????
WH3R3S YOUR S3NS3 OF 4DV3NTUR3

ugh why this is the exact opposite of what he wanted

[feathery]

its got shitty written all over it in bright red crayon and probably more than a few neon flashing lights
like were practically looking at the las vegas strip only with fewer drunks coughing up their large intestine and giving head in dark alleyways

because she's horrible. she promises to be nice about it.

[tongue3y3s]

1S G1V1NG SOM3ON3 YOUR H34D 4 STR4NG3 34RTH CUSTOM
1T SOUNDS 1LL3G4L

lies

[feathery]

im calling bs because theres no way you havent had that explained by now

does this look like the face of a girl who would lie to you

[tongue3y3s]

NO R34LLY! 1 4M NOT Y3T F4M1L14R W1TH 4LL OF YOUR COOL 34RTH T3RMS

dsprite is too busy laughing himself sick to answer

[feathery]

but
youve been stuck on a meteor barreling through the local eldritch red lobster for how long
thats not a thing that can be possible
ive never been so ashamed of my non feathery self or ectosis in my life

>;D ask me no questions et cetera

[tongue3y3s]

YOU MUST BR1NG UP TH1S GR13V4NC3 W1TH H1M 4S SOON 4S POSS1BL3!!!!
H3 H4S N3GL3CT3D MY 3DUC4T1ON ON HUM4N PR4CT1S3S OF G1V1NG H34D

[feathery]

[Hahahahaha, fuck, he cannot read that without laughing his ass off.]

yeah immediately
although i think you should probably take it up with him personally

[tongue3y3s]

[Mission. Accomplished.

Yeah, she's been totally taking the piss. Absolutely no one--whether troll, human, or sprite--is remotely surprised.]

YOU H4V3 DON3 4N 3XC3LL3NT JOB OF CH4NG1NG TH3 SUBJ3CT DSPR1T3 BUT DO NOT TH1NK 1 H4V3 FORGOTT3N HOW YOU H4V3 THUSF4R C4LLOUSLY R3FUS3D TO PL4Y TH3 G4M3 1 M3T1CULOUSLY S3T UP FOR YOU!!!!
D1DNT YOUR HUM4N LUSUS 3V3R T34CH YOU M4NN3RS??? >:o

[feathery]

[TEREZI, YOU ARE A JERK, but should ask Dave about giving head, anyway.]

nope

[tongue3y3s]

[You're a good man, looking out for your bro, Dsprite. And yes, she is a jerk.]

D444444444V3333333SPR111111T33333333333

[feathery]

no

[tongue3y3s]

YOU DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T 1 W4S GO1NG TO S4Y >:[

[In which TZ gets her rocks off by acting like a brat. Oops.]