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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[Video]

[comeonthensexy]

Can we stop spreading this "time stops" idea around? I know the gods started it but that doesn't make it right.

permatext on his end;

[feathery]

is this better

[Changing to text then]

[comeonthensexy]

Yes, much better.

[feathery]

cool glad we got any temporal pedanticism out of the way before this thing went to print

[comeonthensexy]

Yes, definitely cool. Good.

[feathery]

yeah
so are you really just called "the doctor"
what kind of name is that

[comeonthensexy]

It's my name! I've had it for a thousand years.

[feathery]

[...What.]

only a thousand
with a face like that you had me guessing upwards of 4000 damn

[comeonthensexy]

[ c: ]

I know, I'm terribly young.

[feathery]

yeah the eyebrows had me fooled
where im from hair loss is indicative of the elderly or overplucking

[comeonthensexy]

Oi, what's wrong with ym eyebrows?

[feathery]

i think you mean more like
what eyebrows

[comeonthensexy]

I've got eyebrows!

[feathery]

hahahaha
are you sure
maybe they thought they were gonna get stabbed when your supraorbital ridge popped through your skin
so they flew away into the sun like a shitty pair of furry seagulls

[comeonthensexy]

Of course I'm sure.

[feathery]

i dunno seems pretty dodgy to me

[comeonthensexy]

Well, you're wrong.

[feathery]

nah
youre just boring

[comeonthensexy]

I'm really not.

[feathery]

uh huh
so what makes you not boring in this city the color of an old mans unwashed asshole
besides not matching the decor

[comeonthensexy]

Do you always talk like that?

[feathery]

do you always make such paltry attempts at changing the subject
but whatever
how else am i supposed to talk

[comeonthensexy]

I was too distracted by your language to even get your point.

[feathery]

dumb

[comeonthensexy]

Your language is dumb.