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[feathery]

edited months later because the doctor or at least one of him is a pedantic douche
you may now return to your regularly scheduled programming










am i forgetting anything

[ooc: Opt out for his quirk is here! And. Sorry. He borrowed a computer from Jade and used the bracelet to take pictures of the screen.]

Comments

[integrous]

You can't just declare "the end" like that!

I mean, something is only art when other people say it's art! I'm pretty sure it's supposed to work like that! And I'm not saying it's art just yet!

[feathery]

too bad i just did
and id like to introduce you to a concept known as "artistic intent"

[integrous]

Wait, what concept?

[feathery]

i think someone severed your prefrontal cortex
you should get that shit checked out

[integrous]

HEY NOBODY DID ANYTHING TO MY.. WHATEVER THAT IS!!

[feathery]

are you sure
youre exhibiting all the classic symptoms
most notable of which is gratuitous use of capslock

[integrous]

I'M USING CAPS LOCK TO SHOW THAT I'M YELLING AT YOU EVEN THOUGH THIS IS JUST TEXT!

[feathery]

oh man yeah i can practically hear that shit all the way across asgard
i think its missing something though
maybe 20 pt bold impact
or some keyboard smashing to really set the mood

[integrous]

Okay, then that's a deal! You tell me how to use this 20 pt bold impact or whatever and then I'll use it all the time whenever I'm yelling over text!

[feathery]

[omg.]

ok

[Is he even allowed to do this. DOESN'T MATTER; he will happily provide instructions for her to replicate the following:

<span style="color: fuchsia; font: bold 20pt 'comic sans ms'; text-transform: uppercase;">insert text here</span>]

i expect great things

[integrous]

[ Sorry, Asahi really is dumb enough to try it.. so here she goes. ]

How does this look?

[feathery]

[He is so fucking proud.]

like a fucking crime against the network
holy shit youve almost got me thinkin im reliving the 90s
or well the little of the 90s i remember

[integrous]

WAIT HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A CRIME I'M JUST USING TEXT!! THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL!

[feathery]

dude this is so completely illegal
nothing this beautiful will ever be allowed free
the interdimensional law enforcement bureau is ready to cuff each letter and pack them off to the nearest museum

[integrous]

HEY LETTERS CAN'T BE ARRESTED! DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT?

[ well, considering what kind of font you're using, asahi.. ]

[feathery]

what kind of universe are you from if letters cant be arrested
in my world an estimated 75% of the prison populace is made up of suspiciously jailed typography
the latin alphabet only accounts for a small sample but your font is practically parading around on street corners and flagging down the patrolling fuckers with sassy smirks and winks

[integrous]

.. YOU'VE GOT TO BE LYING.

[feathery]

hell no
this is a super fucking serious issue and only deserves the most austere treatment
in fact im a little goddamn offended youd suggest id lie about something like this
alphabets worldwide have people trying to put them down
the most dangerous crime syndicates known to man are headed by their consecutive letterings
made even more lethal when they join forces to become words
theres not a dictionary around that could define the completely felonious bullshit were droppin hot and fetid right from the mortal coil and into your lap