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[nukeoleptic]

i miss the internet ._.

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[biifurcatiion]

2hut up you werent even here.
and iit better not happen ever agaiin, iit2 dii2gu2tiing how they 2omehow managed two make me even more iincompetent than ii u2ually am.

[tongue3y3s]

YOU 4R3NT 1NCOMP3T3NT!!!!! >:[

[biifurcatiion]

youre not iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my iincompetence.

[tongue3y3s]

W3LL L3TS LOOK ON TH3 BR1GHT S1D3
TH3R3 1S NO W4Y YOU COULD 3V3R B3 4S 1NCOMP3T3NT 4S 3R1D4N

[biifurcatiion]

no but ii wa2 iincompetent enough two not kiill hiim when ii had a chance.

[tongue3y3s]

4LL OF US M4D3 4 LOT OF M1ST4K3S, SOLLUX
BUT H3Y GOOD N3WS
NON3 OF 1T FUCK1NG M4TT3RS 4NYW4Y B3C4US3 W3R3 1N 4 M4G1C4L WORLD TH4T C4N M4K3 3V3RYTH1NG 1MPORT4NT 4ND TR4G1C4LLY R34L 4BOUT OUR 3X1ST3NC3 COMPL3T3LY 1RR3L3V4NT! >8D
H4PPY WR1GGL1NG D4Y M1ST3R 4PPL3B3RRY
TH3 W1NN3R OF TH3 UN1V3RS3
1T 1S YOU

[biifurcatiion]

oh my god iit wa2nt liike my liife wa2nt falliing down wiith all the iirrelevance ii had two begiin wiith.
ii ju2t needed 2omeone two come along and 2triip any 2emblance of meaniing or diigniity from iit.
what a lucky guy ii am now that nothiing really doe2 mean anythiing now!
ii alway2 wanted my meager accomplii2hment2 two be ultiimately even more poiintle22.

[tongue3y3s]

DONT B3 SO S3NS1T1V3 SOLLUX
YOUR ACCOMPL1SHM3NTS 4ND F41LUR3S 4R3 NOT TH3 ONLY ON3S TH4T M34N NOTH1NG
4LL OF OUR 4CT1ONS 4ND 3V3N OUR MORT4L1T13S 4R3 UTT3RLY M34N1NGL3SS 4T TH1S PO1NT
1TS 4LMOST COMFORT1NG 1N 4 HORR1BL3 W4Y 1SNT IT >:]?

[biifurcatiion]

iif youre of the per2pectiive that nothiing meant anythiing anyway ii gue22.
fortunately ii already a22umed everythiing that ii diid wa2 worthle22 half the tiime, thii2 ii2 only confiirmatiion that ii wa2 riight.
and that half the tiime ii wa2 a giiant hubrii2tiic a22, ii gue22.

[tongue3y3s]

R1DDL3 M3 TH1S, SOL
1S TH3R3 4NYON3 4MONGST OUR GROUP WHO COULD NOT B3, NOW OR 4T SOM3 PO1NT 1N OUR H1D3OUS MUTU4L H1STORY, R3F3RR3D TO W1TH TH3 D3SCR1PTOR "G14NT HUBR1ST1C 4SSHOL3"????
JUST S4Y1NG

[biifurcatiion]

kanaya ii2nt a giiant hubrii2tiic a22hole.
tavro2 ii2nt a giiant hubrii2tiic a22hole.
nor would ii 2ay that nepeta qualiifiie2 on at lea2t the hubrii2tiic and the giiant qualiifiier2, dependiing on iif you fiind her ob2e22iion wiith 2hiippiing liiterally everyone 2he ha2 ever met wiith everyone el2e two be an a22holii2h thiing two do.

[tongue3y3s]

OK 1LL G1V3 YOU K4N4Y4 BUT T4VROS TOT4LLY M4D3 4N 3FFORT TO B3COM3 ON3 4ND 1 B3L13V3 1N H1S 4B1L1TY, 3SP3C14LLY W1TH TH3 M4JOR1TY OF H1S TUT3L4G3 COM1NG FROM VR1SK4
YOU R34L1Z3 R3G4RDL3SS TH4T TH1S L34V3S 4 WHOPP1NG TWO OUT OF TW3LV3 M3MB3RS OF OUR GROUP TH4T 4R3NT F3ST3R1NG BULG3SOR3S WHO 4R3 B4R3LY TOL3R4BL3 TO B3 4ROUND
1 GU3SS MY PO1NT 1S YOUR3 NOT SP3C14L 4ND YOU N3V3R H4V3 B33N

[biifurcatiion]

wow you really know how two giive a rou2iing pep talk, dont you.
ten out of ten doctor2 prefer terezii pyrope for utterly cru2hiing all your hope2 and dream2 iinto the du2t and takiing a ma22iive 2hiit on them for good mea2ure.

[tongue3y3s]

D1D YOU 3XP3CT 4NYTH1NG 3LS3???
COM3 ON THOUGH SOLLUX YOU KNOW TH4T TH3 UN1V3RS3 W3 3X1ST 1N DO3SNT TOL3R4T3 OPT1M1SM
WH4T WOULD YOU PR3F3R 1 DO
L13 TO YOU???????
YOUD JUST B1TCH 3V3N MOR3
4T L34ST NOW W3R3 4LL US3L3SS 4ND PO1NTL3SS TOG3TH3R

[biifurcatiion]

ok that2 true.
but ii want iit on record that eriidan ii2 the mo2t u2ele22 and poiintle22 one of all of u2.

[tongue3y3s]

D34L
1 M34N W3V3 4LL H4D OUR FUCK UPS BUT NON3 QU1T3 SO M4SS1V3LY FUCK3D UP 4S TH4T
THE W1NN3R OF TH3 FUCK UP PR1Z3
1T 1S H1M
FOR3V3R
4LSO TH3 US3L3SS ON3