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[nukeoleptic]

i miss the internet ._.

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[not_a_troll]

225x

[nukeoleptic]

that is not how you haggle!!!!

[not_a_troll]

That is how I haggle. I stand my ground. One cannot out-haggle me.

[nukeoleptic]

235x and i will give you a dozen free pastries at my restaurant

[not_a_troll]

225x and a dozen free pastries at your restaurant.

[nukeoleptic]

nope!
the deal is off!!
the banana chocolate pastries are all mine

[not_a_troll]

225x and we'll split the banana chocolate pastries.

I am not sure you are able to handle such a large amount of banana chocolate pastries.

[nukeoleptic]

226x and you can have one :D

[not_a_troll]

225x and 60% for me and 40% for you. Not of one, of the earlier mentioned dozen.

:-D

[nukeoleptic]

i believe we are at an impasse good sir!

[not_a_troll]

Not at all. All that is needed is an 'aye' from your mouth. Or...well, in this case. A messaged 'aye'.

Aye?

[nukeoleptic]

nay!!! neigh and nā, even, for good measure >|

[not_a_troll]

Aye?

[nukeoleptic]

:'(

[not_a_troll]

Please do not use the weeping-stratagem on me. It is my one and only weakness.

The tears of fair maidens :'((((((

[nukeoleptic]

sniff sniff sniffle!!

i cannot stop crying :'(

[not_a_troll]

Now you are overdoing it, Jade.

Perhaps you are just a terrible liar.

[nukeoleptic]

i am an excellent liar!
you have no idea
i have lied to you like sixty times in this conversation alone

[not_a_troll]

I have lied to you at least seventy times in this conversation.

This is a lie-off.