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[soulcontracts]

Death is temporary here. Travelers unlucky enough to die will find themselves resurrected by the gods within the day.

With that in mind.

Needed:

One subject with a very open mind and a pressing need for money.

Skeptics and the morally offended need not respond.


[ And here's hoping he will be removed from the city before he has to pay back all of the incredible debt he's accruing at the bank to fund his little projects. ]

Comments

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[brokennotmad]

You're wanting to pay people to die??

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[soulcontracts]

Please review the final sentence of the ad.

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[brokennotmad]

I read it. I'm asking because I don't understand why you'd want to do something like that.

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[soulcontracts]

Then I have no use for you. Shoo.

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[brokennotmad]

[Wow. Rude.]

With that kind of attitude you won't get much help.

[video]

[asgardsshadow]

[Whatever he may have been doing, this video screen interrupts him. It is at first fully black, before the shadows part to reveal Hel, her chin set on her hand, looking thoroughly unamused.]

Are you intending to reimburse me for my time too, Johannes Cabal?

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[soulcontracts]

[ He is. :( ]

It is a good thing, then, that I do not require very much.

[video]

[soulcontracts]

[ Johannes is not alarmed, per se- but he is visibly curious. ]

Hel, isn't it.

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[brokennotmad]

[How sad. Rude people rarely have friends.]

If you react to everyone like you did me, you won't have any help.

[Probably. But people are strange here.]

[video]

[asgardsshadow]

It is.

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[redhourglass]

Again?

[Video]

[dragonspeak]

[He remembers you. The one who was so anxious to know about his death.]

That's an awfully suspicious request.

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[tigers]

Given the wages, I might be interested.

Scratch that, old chap. I am interested.

[ No pressing need for money here, really. Just a really backwards sort of need for an adrenaline rush. He hasn't tried dying yet. That's new and exciting. ]

[video]

[likethelight]

[ HOLD ON ]

"With that in mind"? [ EXCUSE YOU HE'S MORALLY OFFENDED AND YES HE WILL RESPOND. ]

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[helps]

What for?

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[curiousfortune]

[And here people told her others didn't heart each other often here >|]

No one's going to agree to something like this!

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[soulcontracts]

[ That's what he's banking on. ]

You underestimate, then, the power of greed.

[video]

[soulcontracts]

[ He isn't sure what to say, then - she is a god, but he's not sure what that entails. ]

Can I help you?

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[soulcontracts]

No, not again.

[Video]

[soulcontracts]

Is that right.

[ His tone is bland, flat. ]

I thought I was being pretty forthright.

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[soulcontracts]

Is that right? Perfect. When are you available?

[video]

[soulcontracts]

That is, in fact, what I said.

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[soulcontracts]

[ His tone could not be any more bland. ]

I fail to see how that's anyone's business but mine own.

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[soulcontracts]

The position has been filled.

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[redhourglass]

You have a morbid obsession with this subject in particular.