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[alternia_strength]

[There were things in this world that were not meant to be spoken. Words that came from one's lips were such an amateurish way of presenting important statements, and they lacked the eternity that came with properly typed words.

Equius had given this considerable thought since he had come here, considerabler thought in the last two days. He was now quite certain of something, and he wished it to be explicitly, exquisitely, undebatably clear to all present.]

D --> I have given a matter of e%treme and poignant importance considerable thought and have come to a conclusion of the utmost severity
D --> I am e%ceptionally certain that the most e%treme of responses is irrevocably and undeniably justified
D --> It may be scandalous
D --> Neigh, it borders upon the e%cruciatingly and e%quisitely blasphemous
D --> However it is beyond contravention and doubt
D --> If I ever set my eyes upon the Bard the streets of Asgard will flow purple with his noble bl00d until not a drop is left to paint the canvas of these cobblestones with

D --> Where is that blasted towel
D --> I will have to draw another

[Someone found out something from Nepeta yesterday, and he's not happy.]

Comments

text; I'm late who cares

[victoryindeath]

It's cute how you're in the habit of letting your mouth run up a bill you probably can't pay.

Indeeeed ^_^

[alternia_strength]

D --> Says the peasant who still hasn't made her presence known on my d00rstep
D --> I'm still waiting you know
D --> I didn't make my moirail any promises about bathing in your bl00d after all

[victoryindeath]

Clearly you needed some time to get your affairs in order!
I can see you have plenty of people you need to threaten before I shut you up for good.
And that you're missing your stupid fetishistic towel that you can't live with out.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am not threatening anyone
D --> The Highbl00d is not even here
D --> I am informing his moirail of a reality he must be prepared for

D --> I feel as a sch00lmaster
D --> e%plaining the basics of proper society to an ill-mannered child

[victoryindeath]

I'm not sure how much more slowly and clearly I can put this.
I need a dictionary or something, Normal People to Babbling Idiot.
Your society sucks ass, on principle, and your tough talk is clocking in at only slightly less sucked ass.

[alternia_strength]

[He could feel his blood boiling in dealing with her, craving the thought of wrapping his fingers around her throat. Snarling down at his bracelet screen, he tapped out his response while fuming.]

D --> I will take this te%t you speak of
D --> And I will use it as a blunt instrument
D --> Eventually you will be enlightened
D --> Fetch it for me and stop skulking about in the shadows like a cowardly little lowbl00d

[victoryindeath]

[At first he was super irritating? But now he's just funny. And she's lost Ava to sink her claws and her barbs into; she needs to vent somehow, and making him miserable is hysterical.]

You're only proving my point, you know that? Can you string together a sentence that's not boasts, or are words just too hard?

[alternia_strength]

[Sputter...

This woman... this creature was unbelievably irritating.]

D --> This isn't even scandalous
D --> You are simply a f00l
D --> Why do I bother to speak with you when all that you require is a b00t to your rear
D --> Yet you are going to make me find you aren't you

[victoryindeath]

[Well where would being nice get her?]

I thought playing games was what you did with children.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am not a child, despite what you might think
D --> I have slaughtered my share of enemies and crafted my own home
D --> But would a gutterbl00d like you understand of such things

[victoryindeath]

Big freaking deal! That doesn't make you any less of a juvenile.

[alternia_strength]

D --> It makes me far more than what you conceive
D --> But what would you know of what renders a thing mature
D --> Your blather makes you seem no more mature than you claim me to be

[victoryindeath]

Age affords you the luxury of knowing you look more immature for trying too hard to sound mature than deciding it's unimportant.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I do believe you have no concept of the matters you are speaking of
D --> It must be a deficiency of the bl00d
D --> At least I don't have to observe your filthy little face in addition to reading this f00lishness

[victoryindeath]

Oh, I can fix that.

[And she flips on the video and gives him a full grin, all her teeth sharp nasty teeth and her bright orange skin and her odd lizard eyes wide and maliciously cheerful.]

Better?

[alternia_strength]

D --> Incomprehensibly revolting
D --> And you have the audacity to be smiling
D --> It is as if you take none of this seriously
D --> And yet you persist in goading me

D --> What is it you want, you barbaric, horned termagant

[victoryindeath]

Some proof that you're actually an opponent worth lifting a finger for.

[alternia_strength]

D --> Hmmmph
D --> The temerity
D --> As if I had to prove myself worthy to test my mettle against you

[victoryindeath]

If I'm really as worthless and terrible as you claim, it shouldn't even be that hard. But all I'm hearing is excuses! I wonder why that is...

[alternia_strength]

D --> Said by the creature too cowardly to poke its head out of whatever hole its filthy frame crawled into
D --> You reek of fear

[victoryindeath]

[Just to be a pain, she clearly brings her pipe right up to her face, inhales, and blows a huge cloud at the screen.]

That's smoke, you idiot.

[What is she smoking? It's best not to ask probably something like weed, if you can get weed here]

[alternia_strength]

D --> Not only a coward
D --> A coward with filthy habits
D --> It will make you easier to find when the time comes

[victoryindeath]

Blah, blah, same old crap you said before. I told you why I haven't got off the couch.

[alternia_strength]

D --> And if this couch is in an unknown location
D --> You are hardly making yourself easily found

[victoryindeath]

You're not really very bright, are you boy?