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Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] alternia_strength) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-02-08 02:37 pm

04 - Text

[There were things in this world that were not meant to be spoken. Words that came from one's lips were such an amateurish way of presenting important statements, and they lacked the eternity that came with properly typed words.

Equius had given this considerable thought since he had come here, considerabler thought in the last two days. He was now quite certain of something, and he wished it to be explicitly, exquisitely, undebatably clear to all present.]


D --> I have given a matter of e%treme and poignant importance considerable thought and have come to a conclusion of the utmost severity
D --> I am e%ceptionally certain that the most e%treme of responses is irrevocably and undeniably justified
D --> It may be scandalous
D --> Neigh, it borders upon the e%cruciatingly and e%quisitely blasphemous
D --> However it is beyond contravention and doubt
D --> If I ever set my eyes upon the Bard the streets of Asgard will flow purple with his noble bl00d until not a drop is left to paint the canvas of these cobblestones with

D --> Where is that blasted towel
D --> I will have to draw another


[Someone found out something from Nepeta yesterday, and he's not happy.]
bestestfurrend: (just trollin')

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-09 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < declaring that youre going to kill him isnt helping anyone, though
:33 < and even if he shows up again
:33 < defending ourselves is one thing
:33 < starting the fight is another
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-09 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < uh huh
:33 < it is
:33 < and mine is to try and k33p you calm too
:33 < im sorry about the way i told you ://
:33 < i wouldnt have said it like that if i wasnt still upset
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-10 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
:33 < i do my best!
:33 < but no, i know you did
:33 < i didnt mean i wouldnt have told you
:33 < id just have tried to find a better way and time

:33 < ...so he WAS here? :((
:33 < what happened?
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < wait
:33 < wait wait wait
:33 < i wasnt even paying proper attention before
:33 < did you just imply that karkat and gamz33 are moirails?
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-11 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Equius, that's HER line :PP]

:33 < oh my paws, i was right!
:33 < it will help a lot if karkat is around k33ping him calm too
:33 < dont worry too much about what if he comes back, okay?
:33 < lets just think about getting ourselves settled and happy here :33
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-11 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < well i did kind of think it was pawsibble

:33 < yeah im surprised he hasnt shown up yelling ://
:33 < but maybe its fur the best that you talk to him privately about it

:33 < are you going to show me around some more? :DD?
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < lets go then :33
:33 < and not worry about anything that hasnt actually happened yet
:33 < okay?
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[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-12 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < ill be waiting fur you :33
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Handwave so we focus on the other thread?

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2013-02-12 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
:33 < dont say that! DDX
:33 < i never want to hear honking again