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Equius Zahhak ([personal profile] alternia_strength) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-02-08 02:37 pm

04 - Text

[There were things in this world that were not meant to be spoken. Words that came from one's lips were such an amateurish way of presenting important statements, and they lacked the eternity that came with properly typed words.

Equius had given this considerable thought since he had come here, considerabler thought in the last two days. He was now quite certain of something, and he wished it to be explicitly, exquisitely, undebatably clear to all present.]


D --> I have given a matter of e%treme and poignant importance considerable thought and have come to a conclusion of the utmost severity
D --> I am e%ceptionally certain that the most e%treme of responses is irrevocably and undeniably justified
D --> It may be scandalous
D --> Neigh, it borders upon the e%cruciatingly and e%quisitely blasphemous
D --> However it is beyond contravention and doubt
D --> If I ever set my eyes upon the Bard the streets of Asgard will flow purple with his noble bl00d until not a drop is left to paint the canvas of these cobblestones with

D --> Where is that blasted towel
D --> I will have to draw another


[Someone found out something from Nepeta yesterday, and he's not happy.]
biifurcatiion: ([pester])

[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-02-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but iit wont be you who kiill2 hiim, becau2e ii hiighly doubt you can 2top 2liickiing your bulge two the thought of how purple hii2 blood ii2 long enough two even make a fii2t.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
wow you fiinally got up two 2peed.
congratulatiion2, ii dont giive a 2hiit iif you want two wallow iin your guiilt over beiing a ma22iive tool and faiilure, what diid you fuckiing expect when you fell all of your2elf two fap over how great everyone purpler than you ii2 2uppo2ed two be.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-03 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
thii2 ii2nt a dii2cu22iion, thii2 ii2 me telliing you that all your 2nobby 2elf iimportance wiill mean jack 2hiit and you wiill blow iit becau2e youre an emotiionally iincompetent a22wiipe of a per2on.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-11 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
except we all know ii am a2tronomiically more competent at liiterally everythiing than you could ever hope two be.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-17 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
iit2 not arrogance iif you are one of the few people iin our party actually capable of accomplii2hiing 2omethiing u2eful.
Edited 2013-03-17 21:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-18 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
and yet ii 2tiill have more of a 2ociial liife than you.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-03-19 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
you wouldnt know what perfectiion wa2 iif iit danced naked iin front of you dude.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-04-08 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
perfectiion can do whatever the hell iit want2 and ii 2ee no rea2on why iit 2hould not 2hake iit2 2exy gam2 iif iit want2 two
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-04-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
uh.
what the fuck.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-04-28 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
yeah well youre the one who ju2t gave me 2ome kiind of jacked up compliiment.
and my natural iin2tiinct ii2 two vomiit copiiou2ly iin dii2gu2t at my2elf of anythiing you remotely approve of.
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[personal profile] biifurcatiion 2013-04-28 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah we are done here, thii2 cannot get any more iidiiotiic.