video;

[mullets]

Alright, bitches. I want all ears and eyes on this broadcast.

[ Ash is leaning against the bar at the Roadhouse, all by his lonesome and unaccompanied by Jo Harvelle for the first post since he arrived. Usually when Ash is left in charge, one of two things can happen: nothing gets done at all, or things get destroyed. Lucky for Asgard (and for Jo), he's opted for the former. The building is all in one piece and still fairly clean aside from Ash's own empty glasses and cans piled up nearby. ]

Jo's around somewhere. She's gone off to join the It's a Small World chorus or something. I dunno. But until she decides to grace us with her colorful presence again, Doctor Badass is in charge. [ He throws up his arms for effect. It's a big deal, guys. ]

Which means free drinks all around if you get your asses over here in time. I'm not gonna ask for ID. I haven't got time for that. but, uh, you've gotta at least look seventeen. Don't need any five year olds tryin' to slip past me to use the karaoke machine, alright. I'm sharper than that.

{OOC| and if you truly want an open log to try to stop Ash from being an awful bartender, let me know. I'd be happy to put one up. }

Comments

[freezerburned]

wait jo is missing??

[mullets]

nah shes around
gone gray or something shell be back

[freezerburned]

gone... gray?

sry im kind of new

[verybigpheasants]

[ No yeah totally a huge deal man. ]

Probably not the greatest business decision there, but I'll still call you a saint among us.

[mullets]

[ It's an enormous deal, Gwaine. Shhh. ]

Man, we can deal. What the owner doesn't know ain't gonna hurt her.

[verybigpheasants]

I should be inclined to disagree with you, from a moral standpoint. [ But he brushed the last of his fucks out of his hair this morning or something. ] Where am I going, then?

Audio

[samantha_grey]

People actually card around here?

Audio

[mullets]

Not when I'm in charge.

Audio

[samantha_grey]

Good, honestly that was always one of the dumber laws I ever heard about when I started paying attention to those things. Besides, we're not there.

[hullo_sweetie]

Free drinks you say?

[That seems highly relevant]

[mullets]

That's right. Hundred percent free of charge. Assuming you get here before it's all gone.

[hullo_sweetie]

[Well the companions are adult sized by now so it's not as if she has an babysitting responsibilities]

I'll be right over!

[seventeenpills]

Free drinks and Karaoke? That sounds pretty fun.

[mullets]

Better get here quick, then. I'm fully prepared to get this party started entirely on my own.

[asgardsclaws]

...In charge of what?

[mullets]

In charge of Jo's pride and joy, here. [ He holds out his arms yet again, gesturing to the entire room. ]

[asgardsclaws]

And that is... a tavern?

video.

[stakes]

Free drinks sound good but -- small world chorus usually involves overly, creepily chipper singing dolls. Let's find a better analogy.

video.

[mullets]

Nah, man. It's a great analogy. You just gotta think. You ever seen their faces? All the same. Just like the grey people you've got wandering around here.

video; 1/2

[sonofabitch]

[Dean is just... looking at you, Ash. Looking at you and your choices.]

video; 2/2

[sonofabitch]

She's gonna be pissed if she comes back to a boozes-less bar.

[Then again, that doesn't seem like the major threat, here.]

Don't... cook anything.

[Already there]

[superissues]

[--and checking out your jukebox.]

I forget. Is Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down or 3 Dog Night?

[mullets]

[ And for once, REO Speedwagon is not an option. That's what happens when Jo leaves. ]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 3 Doors Down, considering the whole of 3 Dog Night's a bit too busy helping a bullfrog named Jeremiah get drunk. Seriously, man. You ever really listened to that song?

[ video ]

[pratentious]

Should I be concerned for the general well-being of this district?

[ are you going to get everyone pissed are you going to burn shit down is this the end of days jo where did you go ]

[ video ]

[mullets]

Nah, nah, of course not. [ He says as he cracks open another beer. ] You might be more concerned for the general well-being of this building, but the district as a whole's just fine.