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[freezerburned]

kay so couple questions for a new guy

1. why dont people from my world remember things that i remember
2. why the hell was scott like 9 years old

p.s. im bored does anyone else have shadow power? i want to see what this thing can actually do
p.p.s. speaking of shadow power is anyone else from hel not a complete nutjob

thanks

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[samantha_grey]

p.p.s. One or two of us. We almost all moved out because of that. Welcome to Hel.

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[freezerburned]

Well, thanks for the information.

[He sighs.]

I'll just have to get a job so I can do the same. Wondering if you're living across the hall from a serial killer is not good for the sleep schedule.

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[samantha_grey]

Been there, done that, would have bought the t-shirt, but it seemed pointless and it wasn't in my size. The good news is that there hasn't been a murder in house that I know of in the last three or four months since I got here, so you're probably safe.

Probably.

Who's the nutjob?

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[freezerburned]

For some reason, that doesn't really put me at ease.

[At all.]

To name one? Another new guy here, Johannes. A few others I've passed in the hall have definitely had that freakish vibe going on, but so far, nobody's tried to kill me. Yet.

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[samantha_grey]

Never met 'em, so I can't say much. If you ever hear a bicycle horn in the background and giggling, I'm just going to say you need to run the hell away or get ready to kill something fast.

[This, believe it or not, was actually sage advice.]

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[freezerburned]

...what? Why?

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[samantha_grey]

Crazy, psycho killer clown. Likes to beep his horn and shout about mother fucking miracles. Never get him started on miracles. It's code for blood, and it kind of makes him go crazier than normal.

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[freezerburned]

Oh my god, you have got to be kidding me.

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[samantha_grey]

Nope. Name's Gamzee Makara. Kind of a funny story in the end. He's how I met the guy I'm seeing these days. But, definitely not the picture of mental stability, that troll. I try to avoid him when he's around.

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[freezerburned]

No kidding.

Clowns on bicycles. Got it.

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[samantha_grey]

Nope. He just carries a horn around and honks it. No bikes. I shudder to think what that bastard could do with a bike to make him faster.

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[freezerburned]

Oh. Even better.

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[samantha_grey]

Welcome to Asgard, where the freaks just get freakier.

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[freezerburned]

And I thought it was bad in my world.

[This sigh is about as long suffering as it gets.]

Well- thanks for the warniing, I guess.

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[samantha_grey]

Happy to oblige. Anything else I can do to ruin your day, or maybe improve it a little for once?

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[freezerburned]

Nah, it's pretty ruined at this point. Probably gonna try to go out and look around for a bike or something later.

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[samantha_grey]

You have fun with that. I'll see you around in the meantime.