1st ♑ honk ; voice

[blackestheart]

[He's been keeping to himself for far too long, stalking along and observing can only get one so far, so he finally decides it's time to speak up with his opinions. The first sound to be heard is laughter, dark and seeming just a tad unstable. The voice that follows is quiet at first, just above a whisper.]

Chosen by the gods.

[Another laugh, his voice raises with an angry edge.]

The motherfucking gods themselves.

[It's silent for a moment, not even the sound of breathing heard before he finally speaks up again, despite the laughter from before he doesn't sound amused.]

What motherfucking blasphemy is this? I ain't all got my know on about what they consider a hero to save the fate of all existence but they sure as a motherfuck shouldn't have chosen me. Cause I don't give a shit or a fuck what happens to these motherfuckers. They can up and motherfucking die.

[Another moment of silence, this one goes on long enough so it's almost as if he's forgotten he had it on at all. But finally there's a rustle of fabric as he adjusts himself into another position on this weird ass human bed and speaks up again.]

Ain't all keen on sticking around any longer, don't got a motherfucking choice though do I? So tell me. Tell me about all this wicked motherfucking shit that goes down here sides from what I've already motherfucking seen. They got any Faygo? Any decent motherfucking entertainment?

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

Yeah, they don't limit their choices to the hero types. I guess they consider us a challenge.

[So amused. This guy sounds hilarious.]

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[blackestheart]

[That gets another laugh out of him, just a low chuckle.]

A motherfucking challenge. Or they're just stupid motherfuckers.

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[fiduspear]

[ Checking the network! Getting some stuff done, just flopped on his bed eating chips and reading a good book. Possibly putting off important stuff. It's just a casual browse like he does so very often, not expecting anything important to be there. ]

[fiduspear]

[ Clicking play, having a good ti-

CHOKING ON HIS CHIP COUGH COUGH CAN DEAD PEOPLE CHOKE ]

[fiduspear]

[ YES THEY CAN COUGH COUGH COUGH

COUGH

oh that's better.

OH MY GOD IT'S GAMZEE. ]

[fiduspear]

[ OH MY GOD IT'S GAMZEE. what do i do what do i say it's been so long. ]

[fiduspear]

[ it's... gamzee. wow it really has been a long time. he hasn't even seen a dead gamzee in the unmeasurable amount of time he's been dead. ]

[fiduspear]

[ but it's also gamzee and he's still not sure he's okay with that whole... fusing... together with vriska, but that actually wasn't so bad!

he's squinting at the screen. it's been recording this whole time. just coughing and then an awkward stretch of silence... ]

done

[fiduspear]

[ Eventually broken again by a slight clearing of his throat. ]

Welcome to Asgard. [ maybe he should have locked this so vriska won't yell at him later. too late now. ] Hi, Gamzee.

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[adventuretime]

Wow, someone is kind of grumpy!

[Only Aradia would seem pretty chill about this.] It's pretty fun here, I think, but a lot of the others are kind of huge babies about it. What house did you get put into? Obviously, you just arrived!

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[blackestheart]

Grumpy ain't the half of it sis.

[Yeah, he can tolerate her.]

House of that Loki motherfucker. And somehow I don't all think you and me got the same idea of fun.

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[highstakesgame]

My, my! It's been so long since I've seen a religious type~!

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[blackestheart]

[Yeah, he doesn't like this bitch's tone so he's not even gonna bother switching to video.]

Don't go spewing shit you don't motherfucking understand. Whatever you're thinking you got your know on about you're probably real motherfucking wrong.

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[holyfight]

Eh? What's Faygo?

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[blackestheart]

[There is no way to convey how that question makes him feel in words, so he messes with it to actually adjust the text settings to his liking.]

:o(

NOT HERE

[samantha_grey]

[Oh fucking hell. Oh sweet, motherfucking hell. HE was back again. Jesus aged mother fucking Christ, cooked on a half-shell. she was just starting to get shit figured out and now this creepy, god-damned honk-obsessed clown had shown up. And, apparently, he was in Loki District, the same one she was living in these days.

Fuck her life. No way in hell was she contacting mister bashes brains in again. She had enough crap to deal with right now, but god it was better to know than not. Please don't let him have telepathy, please don't let him have telepathy...]

[alternia_strength]

Highblood. I see that you have returned, and continue to embrace your inner rage. It is as it should be.

[Karkat had been clear. His assignment was no longer to deal with this, though the highblood would require watching.

At least he was not hooked on sopor right now.]

[blackestheart]

[Yeah, he's gonna take a guess that Equ has no idea of the whole bashing Nepeta's skull in thing. Hopefully it stays that way.

The first comment throws him off though. Tavros hadn't mentioned anything like that.]

Returned? When the motherfuck was I here?

[Not Here]

[key_illusion]

[Loki, ??? totally isn't impressed with your recent selection of new recruits. In any case, he's even more glad that he moved out, but it seems like he has to watch out for the natives with this murderous idiot around...Once he's done being human, at least.]

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[5thchild]

[ HM.

well, Kaworu has to ask. Often, some of the words he hears go over his head, but as long he understands what was being said he doesn't bother questioning them. But that one word was constantly repeated, even if he can understand what is being said.

It's an adjective, apparently.

But he will still ask, this time. ]

What's "motherfucking"?

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[blackestheart]

[The video being switched on was accidental, and the image shown is a tall alien with clown make up double over laughing his ass off.

Give him a minute, he needs to calm down. It only takes about a minute at least for him to reduce it to snickers so he can properly answer the question.]

Listen up real motherfucking good. It's got a lot of meanings see. Lots of motherfucking meanings.

[Hold up, he has to snicker to himself again over that.]

Aight, it's real simple bro. It can be taken MOTHER FUCKING LITERALLY. Compound word meaning fucking someones mother. Ain't all that motherfucking complicated. Can be used like I get my feel on using it, as a way to emphasize feeling. Like asking what any motherfucking swear word means. People use them however the motherfuck they want. Even in place of other motherfucking words. Interchangeable with fuck which I'm gonna hope you know the meaning of otherwise I can explain that one too.

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[biifurcatiion]

you have got two be fuckiing kiiddiing me.

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[blackestheart]

honk
:o)

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[nukeoleptic]

[ Holy fucking shit. ]

its gamzee, right?
welcome back

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[blackestheart]

don't all got my remember on bout bein here before
DON'T REALLY WANT TO MOTHERFUCKING KNOW
but thanks anyway
:o?

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[lookingfordragon]

[How pleasant.]
They bring people here randomly, but they need people to help them win a war...

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[outoften]

Oi, shouldn't you watch your language?